slutchins

A slang term used to describe a promiscuous, Asian female who engages in unprotected sex with sailors. A slutchins can usually be found at the bar, gulping drinks as if they were the bodily fluids she is used to consuming, while engaging in a courtship dance that involves fist pumping and ass-shaking like a skank on top of the bar. Her nipples tend to fall out of her skanky clothes. At the end of the night, if you live up to her standards, she will reward you by cooking you a feast of pasta and eggs... usually because she's so stoned.

"Wow look at that slutchins... I wonder how many sailors have plugged up those holes."

slutchins by seamorebutts March 14, 2009

bobo snatchins 

Magical pussy

That girl used her bobo snatchins on me and I totally lost my load.

bobo snatchins by Boocifer July 29, 2017

Slutconscious 

Pronounced Slut.con.scious (adjetive)
Sluttiness existing in the mind but not immediately available to consciousness <a slutconscious motive>
- slut·con·scious·ly adverb
- slut·con·scious·ness noun

Tina had a man but in her slutconscious she wanted to suck Dante's dick.

Slutconscious by Soulebrity September 29, 2011

Stutching Stick 

A stick used to stutch a fire, move around the logs, an outdoor fire poker

Use the Stutching Stick to situate that log on the fire better

Stutching Stick by Stutcher April 6, 2021

Slunching 

Slouching in your chair at princeton montessori school

Avery stop slunching in your chair

Slunching by Potato_Boy November 7, 2013

Clutchinsons

A physical ailment experienced when youre looking for something and by the time youve found it your hands are so full of everything else that you cant pick it up, nor can you find the ability to put anything down.

Us puddle jumpers suffer from clutchinsons during this methademic.

Clutchinsons by DawnNichole#1* December 2, 2019

smutching 

Eating Loudly

Hey Gwenda shut the fuck up. I can here you smutching from across the room!

smutching by cop_ths June 11, 2017