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My girlfriend dumped me for a neo nazi, what a scuntch.
Scuntch by PO'D1111 September 4, 2010
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Mashup of "stupid cunt bitch". Possibly the most derogatory name you can use to refer to a woman, used to describe extremely unpleasant women.
That scuntchy bint stole my friend's wallet from his car when he took her home.
scuntch by Cap'n Cappy May 31, 2010
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Scunthorpe problem

Named for a town in England, a problem that occurs when internet filters block legitimate names because they contain certain combinations of letters which taken out of context can be considered obscene
Mr. Lipshitz was denied an e-mail address because of a Scunthorpe problem.

Scunthorpe and Lightwater are both towns in England that are sometimes blocked by internet search engines.

Lipshitz

Scunthorpe

Lightwater
Scunthorpe problem by Michael_Hunt December 22, 2008

Scunthorpe 

aka "Scumthorpe" is a town in lincolnshire that is renowned for its sights such as The Desert Rat, Westcliff Wall and The Pied Piper (2 of which are now gone) If you fancy getting some drugs or even getting stabbed, perhaps visit the westcliff area of town, the kind local residents will make you feel right at home!
Person 1: I need to key off some ket but nobody will buy it, any advice?
Person 2: Whatever you do, don't go to scunthorpe, or it'll be gone before you can say "Riddings Pool"
Scunthorpe by Dayone2013 October 16, 2016
To be a real pain in the ass, to antagonise without stopping.
someone continues to bust chops when you're not in the mood to be screwed with stop being a scutch
Scutch by SHARISSE December 28, 2005
Im a Scultch
Scultch by mmmmmmnbfddgd f2f gz April 15, 2015
scontch by Brian Eck February 22, 2005
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