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Sedouched 

Meaning to be repeatedly seduced by someone who is classified as a douchebag. Most girls are high risk for being sedouched, which can result in lies, heartbreak, and overly obsessive amounts of chocolate eating. If one of your friends has been sedouched please treat her with with a large amount of affection and care, it happens to the best of us.
Ashley- I dont get why I care so much about him when he treats me like such shit, and never gives me a straight answer about anything!

Paula- Its not your fault, you have just been sedouched.
Sedouched by JoanyBear December 7, 2010

scumdouchery 

The act of being a scumbag and / or douchebag. Activities include excesses of drinking, high-fiving, insulting strangers, toolish behavior and other forms of public debauchery.
DB1: "So then I asked her if she wanted to have sex with me and my 10 closest friends"

DB2: (affirmative exclamation) SCUMDOUCHERY!
scumdouchery by Jerk 27 May 5, 2010

Bog-Sloucher 

Someone who stays in a boggy area for far too long.
Sam told on Josh because he was being a bog-sloucher.
Bog-Sloucher by moolegend March 13, 2011

SheDouche 

The feminine version of the fratty douchebag guy. Often seen wearing leggings with riding boots and sunglasses larger than her head. Most frequently seen carrying an over-sized designer bag in the crook of her elbow. Has greater number pics of self in the same pose on Facebook than she has friends. Often has ginormous nonfat beverages and pinkberry.
Minnie has become a total SheDouche! She won't even be seen in my Honda.
SheDouche by Xderloin May 24, 2011
A slouche is a slutty douche. A slutty ignorant selfish person.
My first date went great until his two booty call girls showed up and offered him a threesome right in front of me! He left the date to be with them, what a slouche!
Slouche by KiefSand September 28, 2011
to be passed out in a seemingly uncomfortable position due to overindulgence in the use of alcohol or drugs
After consuming an entire handle of Jack Daniels and removing her shirt, Caroline passed out in the chair causing her friends to remark, "slouched."
slouched by MSisdope5 August 20, 2010