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SheDouche

The feminine version of the fratty douchebag guy. Often seen wearing leggings with riding boots and sunglasses larger than her head. Most frequently seen carrying an over-sized designer bag in the crook of her elbow. Has greater number pics of self in the same pose on Facebook than she has friends. Often has ginormous nonfat beverages and pinkberry.
Minnie has become a total SheDouche! She won't even be seen in my Honda.
by Xderloin May 24, 2011
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Shoucher

A person who enters your flat/house as a regular person and leaves an urban legend as they flee the scene of an alcohol induced 'accident' leaving your couch, floor, walls and somehow TV covered in shit!

Bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase couch surfing.
Don't invite Steve to the flatwarming party.... I've heard he is a shoucher
by Ser3ndipity September 26, 2010
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Sedouched

Meaning to be repeatedly seduced by someone who is classified as a douchebag. Most girls are high risk for being sedouched, which can result in lies, heartbreak, and overly obsessive amounts of chocolate eating. If one of your friends has been sedouched please treat her with with a large amount of affection and care, it happens to the best of us.
Ashley- I dont get why I care so much about him when he treats me like such shit, and never gives me a straight answer about anything!

Paula- Its not your fault, you have just been sedouched.
by JoanyBear December 7, 2010
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Shnouche

Tyler Giddings is being such a shnouche!
by nickman33 November 17, 2010
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scadouche

1. to walk up to someone and use your belly to move them around.

2. the act of being scadouched.
I totally scadouche better playing sports than anywhere else!

I scadouched my brother all the way from the house to the car!
by C. Jones May 13, 2008
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skudouche

A form of birth control, deriving from the art of cunnilingus, and inspired by the ancient Indian tradition of sucking snake venom from a wound. Skudouching is when one person sucks ejaculate from the vaginal cavity in hopes of preventing pregnancy. This method has been proven to be approximately 3% effective.
Sorry, I didn't pull out in time, so I guess its your lucky day, i'll skudouche you.
by OG Skudoucher May 26, 2008
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she-douche

Alissa is a she-douche.
by trb12345 August 30, 2012
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