Slowver 

One whom lies about everything, incessantly tags a certain tv personality on Facebook, loses large sums of money by getting catfished online and always keeps a pen clipped to his or her shirt around the neck area all while having Cookie Monster eyes.

That boy is butt hurt and becoming a slowver wit his bitch ass

Slowver by Ole Dirty Bastard February 7, 2019

Slower than guns 

Military slang for making bad lifestyle choices.

Since retirement, the Gunny was staying by a bottle and fading slower than guns.

Slower than guns by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

snowver it 

when one is very much past the excitement of a big snowfall.

it's been snowing/raining/wintry mix-ing for about 3 days now. i'm snowver it.

snowver it by kds818 February 26, 2010

Slower Dauphin

Slower Dauphin is another word for Lower Dauphin High School in Hummelstown, PA. It is the worst school anyone could possibly go to. there's always some kind of disgustingness going on there. whether it be people having sex in the bathroom, drug busts, or just plain stupidity. When people say they are going to fight someone they don't. People think they're tough shit because they can say someone about them over facebook or twitter. Teachers give you detentions for no reason. The principals don't know what's going on in the school. The football team is horrible and haven't won since... well ever. The cookies are only cooked for about 5 minutes giving you terminal illness. The nurses wouldn't send you home if your arm was falling off. And the teachers tend to "lose" homework even though you handed it in causing you to get a zero for the assignment.

*In a job interview*

Interviewer: So where did you go to school?

Joe: I attended lower dauphin

Interviewer: Oh, slower dauphin! That school sucks ass! No way in hell you're getting a job here.

Slower Dauphin by HowYouLikeMeNowMotherFuckaaa December 26, 2011

slower lower delaware 

Any area of Delaware below the C&D Canal. Generally known for it's more Southern and thus slower way of life. Much of slower lower Delaware is rural.

Slower lower Delaware is worlds apart from Northern Delaware.

slower lower delaware by wkugs August 28, 2005

snowverdose

An overdose of wintery weather. Major signs of a snowverdose include cabin fever, grouchy behavior, and fighting among family members.

All these slick roads, lack of class cancellation, and ominous reports from the weatherman are likely to give me a snowverdose.

snowverdose by Mathcat February 26, 2011

Snowverkill 

When the local news outlets make an average snowfall look like it's going to be the end of the world.

The local news station said we were going to be hit with a monster blizzard but that was total snowverkill because we only got a dusting.

Snowverkill by Ill Bill H May 5, 2016