Meatsturbate

Getting off from the sight, smell, or taste of cooked meat.

Michael likes to take pictures of the steak while he's grilling so he can meatsturbate later.

by Mathcat May 16, 2014

snowverdose

An overdose of wintery weather. Major signs of a snowverdose include cabin fever, grouchy behavior, and fighting among family members.

All these slick roads, lack of class cancellation, and ominous reports from the weatherman are likely to give me a snowverdose.

by Mathcat February 26, 2011