Slowfi 

Slow Wi-Fi

Dude, you need to upgrade away from this Slowfi.

Slowfi by NetDev September 10, 2019

Slowsilver03 

A musical collective consisting of kurtains, osquinn, glaive, aldn, zootzie, wido, pp0sture, pitfall and kwuzi. They put out music that fits the genres of glitchcore, digicore and hyperpop.

Their music is similar to other collectives like nova gang, bbloodhounds or GOONNCITY.

"i just heard they let aldn join slowsilver03"
"thats dope, i was just listening to IFLS!"

Slowsilver03 by aqboyz March 27, 2021

slowicide 

To commit suicide passively, via slow self-destruction, i.e., alcoholism, drug addiction, smoking.

The sad person committed slowicide by continuing to smoke and drink despite doctors' warnings that doing so would result in an untimely death.

slowicide by Ann_Hedonia August 4, 2008

Slowmie

These are your homies that are a bit slower, as far as walking speed or getting to places quickly. They’re always distracted by every little thing and it slows them down. Could be your mom, a young toddler, or just that homie that does not walk with a purpose.

We were at Disney World and at first I was a little annoyed with my slowmies really holdin’ me back but then one of the park workers recognized what was up and let us cut to the front of the line, boom. Slowmie advantage.

Bro, you stop for every shiny squirrel and walk slower than molasses. Put some pep in your step, slowmie!

What’s up, slowmie? You ready to just stroll, daze and do your thing? DYSAB.

Slowmie by WordMasterPhlex September 17, 2019

slowdive 

an amazing shoegazing band. like my bloody valentine.

"woah this song is making me sleepy"

slowdive by Nick November 20, 2004

slowbie 

Slow food lover or enthusiast, as opposed to fast food lover.

A term used to describe someone with money and time to care about good healthy food and who enjoys it at leisure.

That slowbie is really taking his time with his organic burger.

slowbie by laksa March 26, 2009

slowding 

Slow loading internet access on a computer. Combination of slow and loading.

The computer is slowding.

slowding by Martha Gomez August 12, 2007