Slothman 

A sloth is someone who likes to party, get rowdy, and wants it bad.

"After slothman fell in the fire, she sloth clawed her way out..."

Slothman by sehchron June 30, 2008

Slothman 

1. a slow-moving mammal that comprises three genera (Bradypus, Choloepus, and Homo sapiens), inhabits the cities of Bay Area California, hangs from the branches back downward, plays soccer, and feeds on leaves, fruits, and Ontilos
2. a man who exhibits disinclination to action or labor

I was knocked unconscious by a DS from a Slothman.

Slothman by Sloth October 2, 2003

Slothman 

A wimpy, skinny, crybaby bitch.

"Look at Jason, he's such a slothman."

Slothman by Rick n Kurt March 29, 2016

slothmachine 

disparaging term used by the very real or

" manly "gamblers at a casino ,who prefer gaming which involves skill,difficulty and great risk ,to describe that of the lowest and laziest form of gambling known as the slotmachine.

It took the casino manager and the rest of my family three days to notice my Aunt Vera had actually passed away while hanging on to the arm of the slothmachine.

slothmachine by sheila in the car April 16, 2010

Slothmonster

A man. Tends to have feminine legs and gets hard ons over rugby. Teresa is a milf and Prince Andrew needs to be left on the bench

Charles: “Oi Slothmonster, pass me the fucking ball”
Slothmonster: *Breathes heavily down the mic*

Slothmonster by Russel Bishop April 26, 2021

Slothmate 

slothmate - A roomate who is totally lazy and does not pull their fair share of the house work. sometimes also known for not taking baths for extended periods of time.

He is such a slothmate, he could at least take a bath.

Quit being such a slothmate and do your dishes.

Doesn't your slothmate ever do anything like, clean?

Slothmate by allley April 18, 2010

sloth man 

A Sloth Man is a sufferer of slothitis, an inherited disease, typically a Sloth Man struggles to finish a meal before it is cold, make it to anywhere on time, get out of bed, stay awake or move. Their minds are too diseased with slowness to grasp irony or sarcasm and they argue using long drawn out 'no no no's.

Slothitis is temporarily contagious; the monotonous rant of a slothitis sufferer will often force the listener to adopt the symptoms of a sloth man e.g. drowsiness and lethargy however once out of contact with a slothitis sufferer a healthy human's immune system will repel the slothitis - the diseased cells are two slow to cause long term effect.

Slothitis is a degenerative disease and the sloth man will slowly develop a likeness to John Squires of the Stone Roses, their voice will heavily deepen and their deep monotonous speech will enable them to communicate with whales. Generally a slothitis sufferer from birth will die before reaching the age of thirty as they can no longer feed themselves however the disease can lie dorment and effect people at later ages.

Normal Person: 'Your two hours late'
Davey (slothitis carrier): 'I was eating my dinner and had to straighten my hair'
Normal Person: 'I hate you Sloth Man'
Davey (slothitis carrier): 'No no no'
Whale: 'Hellooooooo Davey'

sloth man by Dr Man March 24, 2005