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Slutmonster 

This chick is an all-out flithy skank. One could definitely score a rim job off this little number. Good for a quick game of hide the salami as long as you double wrap it.
Horn: "Oh man, that chick looks like she would totally let me donkey punch her... what a slutmonster!"
Slutmonster by Red Freeman August 28, 2004

macadamian sloth monster

a monster. slow moveing and weird sound makeing animal. loves hot pockets and named after jell-o
j3llo: slurp slurp slurp
averge person*: wtf? what are you doing?
macadamian sloth monster: hes acting like me.
*based on a 100 person ratio

Slothmonger 

Someone who catches sloths and eats them for lunch and dinner
Sam is a slothmonger, for lunch he ate roasted sloths
Slothmonger by Ladbible March 17, 2013

slobmonster(space hog) 

Causes rifts in space time through Primeval utterance
Holy mother fucker were in slobmonster(space hog) capitain!
slobmonster(space hog) by hxbmlfs February 13, 2010