Slothmonster

A man. Tends to have feminine legs and gets hard ons over rugby. Teresa is a milf and Prince Andrew needs to be left on the bench

Charles: “Oi Slothmonster, pass me the fucking ball”
Slothmonster: *Breathes heavily down the mic*

Slothmonster by Russel Bishop April 26, 2021

Slutmonster 

This chick is an all-out flithy skank. One could definitely score a rim job off this little number. Good for a quick game of hide the salami as long as you double wrap it.

Horn: "Oh man, that chick looks like she would totally let me donkey punch her... what a slutmonster!"

Slutmonster by Red Freeman August 28, 2004

macadamian sloth monster

a monster. slow moveing and weird sound makeing animal. loves hot pockets and named after jell-o

j3llo: slurp slurp slurp
averge person*: wtf? what are you doing?
macadamian sloth monster: hes acting like me.
*based on a 100 person ratio

macadamian sloth monster by koolaids555 November 11, 2006

Slothmonger 

Someone who catches sloths and eats them for lunch and dinner

Sam is a slothmonger, for lunch he ate roasted sloths

Slothmonger by Ladbible March 17, 2013

slobmonster(space hog) 

Causes rifts in space time through Primeval utterance

Holy mother fucker were in slobmonster(space hog) capitain!

slobmonster(space hog) by hxbmlfs February 13, 2010

Slothmeister

A master of sloths, if you will. A species of human that moves so strategic yet dangerously. They will control your destiny and also your wallet. A thing that will be with you for life but will also take a lifetime to pay back.

She was a slothmeister. Is the slothmeister here ? Slothmeisterrrrrrrrrr. Imagine American Pie.

Slothmeister by DadDC September 17, 2026