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Sloppytao 

Often time referred to a person who smells and usually contains lots of dandruff in hair. At time they might eat boogers
Mark was being a sloppytao, no one wanted to be near him. He emitted an unknown aura of terror.
Sloppytao by Milli Taz October 18, 2023
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Sloppyknocker 

The act of getting completely hammered then stripping down naked and going up to a random persons door. When you get to the doorstep you begin to masturbate and when your getting ready to cum you start knocking on the door. When the person opens the door you ejaculate on them, punch them in the face and leave casually.
Yo brah, last night i got so drunk that i went around my neighborhood and gave some old guy a good ol' sloppyknocker.
Sloppyknocker by joindaclub56 December 10, 2011

Sideways Sloppyjoe 

See whisker Biscuit, Bearded Clam or Tuna Taco. Also Vagina
He ordered up a big helping of her sideways sloppyjoe and then had to wipe his mouth
Sideways Sloppyjoe by David November 8, 2003

SlappyToes

An idiotic moron that nobody likes. SlappyToes is a legend bitch!
"Manning, I heard SlappyToes was a legend".
SlappyToes by DmCarter March 23, 2013

SloppyTrai 

some idiot who hates gwoppytrai and created a fake youtube account of him and harasses people because he's a loser with no life
The Person behind the SloppyTrai youtube account is a loser with no life
SloppyTrai by THATBOI#88 November 29, 2020

sloppyknock

when a person or persons reaches such an uncontrolable level of drunkenness that he/she proceeds to attempt boning any and every girl in the bar, regardless of how rancid, disgusting, or grossly obese she may be
Zach: "Dude, you might to slow down man...whats that? 9 shots already?"

Adam: "I'm alright man, its not like im sloppyknocked or anything"
sloppyknock by bigpops June 24, 2010

sloppyjoe 

vomiting on a dick while giving head


Background: Malcolm
My dick is so big, whenever a gurl gives me head, she does a sloppy joe
sloppyjoe by Malcolm July 2, 2004
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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