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sloppyjoe 

vomiting on a dick while giving head


Background: Malcolm
My dick is so big, whenever a gurl gives me head, she does a sloppy joe
sloppyjoe by Malcolm July 2, 2004
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SloppyJoe 

Vomit, get a hard on, then continusly beat your hard cock into the vomit, while stating coke suck my dick bitch
Hey baby come give me a SloppyJoe.
SloppyJoe by Tinkerwanker5467 April 16, 2021

SloppyJoe 

When a person stands above the toilet and pulls his erection through his legs to the back while pooping where his partner performs oral sex
Are you full was that enough sloppyJoe?
SloppyJoe by MrCog July 16, 2024

Sideways Sloppyjoe 

See whisker Biscuit, Bearded Clam or Tuna Taco. Also Vagina
He ordered up a big helping of her sideways sloppyjoe and then had to wipe his mouth
Sideways Sloppyjoe by David November 8, 2003

Sloppy Joe Buns 

Little bit of poop stuck in the butt crack. You know when it's there, itchy and uncomfortable.
That man has horrible Sloppy Joe Buns.
I had SJB for hours today.

sideways sloppy joe 

Stephen likes to eat Heather's sideways sloppy joe.

Sideways Sloppy-Joe 

Analogous to the vagina--may be used in the context of an extremely loose (sloppy) vagina.
With all the cock that girl swallows, it's no wonder she's got a sideways sloppy-joe.
Sideways Sloppy-Joe by Shane December 9, 2004
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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