sloppyknock

when a person or persons reaches such an uncontrolable level of drunkenness that he/she proceeds to attempt boning any and every girl in the bar, regardless of how rancid, disgusting, or grossly obese she may be

Zach: "Dude, you might to slow down man...whats that? 9 shots already?"

Adam: "I'm alright man, its not like im sloppyknocked or anything"

by bigpops June 24, 2010

Sloppyknocker

The act of getting completely hammered then stripping down naked and going up to a random persons door. When you get to the doorstep you begin to masturbate and when your getting ready to cum you start knocking on the door. When the person opens the door you ejaculate on them, punch them in the face and leave casually.

Yo brah, last night i got so drunk that i went around my neighborhood and gave some old guy a good ol' sloppyknocker.

by joindaclub56 December 10, 2011

Sloppy Knock Wagon

Placing lube on a door knob then shoving it up another persons anus while receiving a reach around from the other participant. During the process the the other member should be knocking on something made of wood. (i.e. a door, table, chair, etc...)

Fred and Barney came home from the Blue Oyster and Barney gave Fred a sloppy knock wagon.

by Doin' the Bernie November 16, 2011

sloppycock

not able to get an erection. dick is full of jelly often bursts leading to major complications

YOU, you sloppycock

by halitosis breath June 4, 2003