Slopoke 

A guy who lives with us cuz he had no where to go. Sometimes he can be a smartass and shakes his ass when he walks cuz he is lazy.

Slopoke is a smartass.
Slopoke sleeps all day cuz he is lazy.

Slopoke by Brittany November 20, 2004

slowpoke 

An unnecessarily slow person, not mentally, just physically.

You are walking at an exceptionally slow pace, yet your friend is still lagging behind, therefore he is a slowpoke!

slowpoke by Fete October 19, 2005

Slowpokewhore 

Someone on facebook who, while involved in a pokewar, is slow to respond to the useless poking and inevitably loses the war.

"She started a pokewar with me, but the slowpokewhore couldn't keep up. Of course I won."

Slowpokewhore by jillstraw February 19, 2010

Slowpoke Rodriguez 

Perhaps one of the greatest Looney Tunes characters of all time. He is well known as Speedy Gonzales' cousin from the country and also as "the slowest mouse of all Mexico".

Despite only two appearances, Slowpoke Rodriguez has generated a fan following for his never ending munchies, his favorite song "Cucaracha" (about smoking Marijuana), and his ability to hide a gun in his pants despite the fact that the gun is larger.

Ted's twenty minutes late, and high? We might as well call him Slowpoke Rodriguez.

Slowpoke Rodriguez by Notorious NATE April 12, 2010

slowpoke 

A Water/Psychic type Pokemon that evolves into Slowbro at level 37.

MMmmm... this is some mighty good Slowpoke tail

slowpoke by ben-unit April 18, 2006

Slowpoke Rodriguez 

A very, very slow person.

Opposite Speedy Gonzalez.

Guy #1: Man, if he doesn't hurry it up we're gonna be late for the movie.

Guy #2: I know. (To Guy #3) Hurry up, Slowpoke Rodriguez!

Slowpoke Rodriguez by kmacolor October 6, 2008

Slowpoke 

A Retarded Pink Pokemon that Kills you with psyhic moves.

Trainer:GO SLOW POKE
Slowpoke:DEERRRRRRR
Trainer:Slowpoke use Psyhic!
Slowpoke:DERRRRRRR -Boom-

Slowpoke by Gyro2169 December 24, 2010