slowpoke 

An unnecessarily slow person, not mentally, just physically.

You are walking at an exceptionally slow pace, yet your friend is still lagging behind, therefore he is a slowpoke!

slowpoke by Fete October 19, 2005

slowpoke 

A Water/Psychic type Pokemon that evolves into Slowbro at level 37.

MMmmm... this is some mighty good Slowpoke tail

slowpoke by ben-unit April 18, 2006

Slowpoke 

A Retarded Pink Pokemon that Kills you with psyhic moves.

Trainer:GO SLOW POKE
Slowpoke:DEERRRRRRR
Trainer:Slowpoke use Psyhic!
Slowpoke:DERRRRRRR -Boom-

Slowpoke by Gyro2169 December 24, 2010

Slowpoke 

Objectively the best (and a contender for the hottest) pokemon of all time. If you have this water/psychic type as your favorite then you deserve a promotion at your job. Now come, we must make an offering to this beautiful pokemon.

Travis: gerald, you wont believe the heaven i went through last night
Gerald: what it, travis, you must tell me.
Travis: on October 19th 2009 at 8:49PM, i wanked off to a picture of slowpoke
Gerald: my god..i thought i was the only one
Travis: well dont think so anymore, come on. We must see the truth, let's go wank off to our new god
Nintendo™️: you two are fucking degenerates

Slowpoke by Snozingly7 February 11, 2023

Slowpoke 

The sexiest pokemon alive, can also be used to describe mentally retarded people or in the harassment of people.

1) I was playing pokemon, but my slowpoke made me so horny i had to have some sex,
2) That kid is such a slowpoke, I mean really? Who'd shove a iron penis into their skull!?

Slowpoke by Sensei Slowpoke April 26, 2010

Slowpoke 

Another word for Codene and Promethezene mixed with Sprite. lean

Sipping on the slowpoke moving like a tugboat smoking like a steam boat.

Slowpoke by TrippyAcidTrip June 3, 2018

Slowpoke 

The cutest Pokémon ever, Slowpoke is pink and has a long tail

You will just want to hug Slowpoke after you meet one...if only they were real.

Slowpoke by Claire Starwards December 2, 2021