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slooker
slooker by paco martinez May 13, 2005
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Slovokian chunks
Slovokian Chunks is the act of a male or female vomiting on a male's penis, and then performing oral sex in the process of cleaning it up. Slovokian chunks refers specifically to the act of vomit being eaten off of a males penis, and therefore slovokian chunks can not be performed on a female. Traditionally, the person who vomits on the penis eats the vomit off.
This is a sexual act with quite a lot of variations, because of all the different food you can eat. Different foods can change the taste of the vomit. It is not recommended to eat overly spicy food, as it could burn the penis an awful lot.
This is a sexual act with quite a lot of variations, because of all the different food you can eat. Different foods can change the taste of the vomit. It is not recommended to eat overly spicy food, as it could burn the penis an awful lot.
Guy 1
That bitch ate ice cream, and then vomited all over his dick in his car right outside dairy queen.
Guy 2
That slovokian chunks must've been cold. Needless to say, it was probably his last day at dairy queen.
Guy 1
After smelling horse shit, she vomited all over his horse jockey penis, but then ate it off.
Guy 2
That 6 foot tall horse jockey probably enjoyed that slovokian chunks.
Guy 3
Even if he did live in a trailer.
That bitch ate ice cream, and then vomited all over his dick in his car right outside dairy queen.
Guy 2
That slovokian chunks must've been cold. Needless to say, it was probably his last day at dairy queen.
Guy 1
After smelling horse shit, she vomited all over his horse jockey penis, but then ate it off.
Guy 2
That 6 foot tall horse jockey probably enjoyed that slovokian chunks.
Guy 3
Even if he did live in a trailer.
Slovokian chunks by Oh captain my captain March 19, 2010
slovokian monkey wrench
Hey Earnest, your aunt handled that slovokian monkey wrench like a real slugger!--- What a whore, that wasnt her first time! Come on Steve!
slovokian monkey wrench by brad and craig July 19, 2007
Freedom-Slovokia
Freedom-Slovokia seceded from the United States of America in 2009 to escape the tyrannical control of the Irvington High School Advisory system. Today, Freedom-Slovokia stays true to it's name, serving as a safe- haven for any and all refugees from the IHS advisories. Freedom-Slovokia is currently the smallest independent country in the world, around the size of a school cafeteria. Freedom-Slovokia is run by the students, and the advisory acts only as a figurehead to keep administrators from thinking anything is wrong.
Man, my advisory sucks, we have to do work D:
Dude, let's try and escape to Freedom-Slovokia, I hear they don't have to do work and they are completely free!
Dude, let's try and escape to Freedom-Slovokia, I hear they don't have to do work and they are completely free!
Freedom-Slovokia by A Willer Star Student October 26, 2011
slooker
slooker by torra borra May 19, 2004
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