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when someone tries to roast you and you roast them and they get offended so they are a sloik
"shut yo dumb ass up" - "shut yo bitch ass up,goofy goober lookin ass, you SLOIK"
Sloik by Wae Brown April 19, 2018
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The act of pouring an ice cold alcoholic beverage down the small of your back and in between your butt cheeks, allowing it to cascade over your anus and into the recipients's open mouth. The resulting mixture tastes like a home made concoction of adult beverage and butthole.
Dude, I just bought bottle of my wife's favorite Chardonnay, when she gets home from work I'm going to giver her a slobken!
slobken by GhostFaceKillah1969 January 21, 2018
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Sloik • slock • slonk • Slork • slike • sloke • slonky • Sliker • sloak • slooker

Ruben Slikk

Real name Ruben Andre Thompson born February 15 1990 is a rapper/singer from Miami Shores, Florida.
Damn Ruben Slikk fucked yo bitch.
Ruben Slikk by loopdigga... June 27, 2019
1] A fake Chinese mother-fucker that probably descended from North-Korea.

He sacrifices his mental and physical health to study, just so he can brag and make other people feel like shit.

2] A student from Korea that knows how to get perfect GPA, and yet still haven't figured out how to drink like an independent adult. He occasionally vomit on himself during sleep.
Me: Yo Sooik, what did you get for the last ORGO exam?
Sooik: I fucked up. I'm so pissed.

Me: What did you get?
Sooik: ....a fucking 95%. Shit I got 1 question wrong.
Me: ...You Korean Dog.
Sooik by East Asian Dog May 2, 2019
The act of being chill and laid back with no care in the world.
“Dude, i’m slookin right now”
Slookin by ellie_bell9 May 9, 2019
Used by Gang weeders as an alternative term for smoking marijuana.
"just slonked some Gang weed epic style..now time to rise up,"
Slonk by hgfjmhtf September 18, 2018
To kill a critter, especially with a primitive weapon such as a blowgun or archery equipment, but can also be used to describe critters hunted with a gun. The term was originally coined by the slockmaster himself, Tim Wells.
There was a possum under the back porch, and we proceeded to slock him with the blowgun.
Slock by slockinshack March 1, 2019
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