Sloftly

Adj. When you think your friends are crazy, and weird but they are cool at the same time, and you think they are always on drugs.

My sloftly friends are always high on life, even though they don't have one!

by ChildrenAreScary November 14, 2015

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick

One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.

Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."

by Forgotten History Revealed May 19, 2016

killing me softly

the feeling you have when you are forced to endure something really unpleasant but avoiding that thing would actually be a lot worse

Studying for this test is killing me softly, but failing the test would be worse.

by Ravenne April 18, 2009

Killing Me Softly

The theme song for the Killing Stalking fandom.

Damn, Sangwoo singing Killing Me Softly gives me the chills.

by DomoChibi March 7, 2017

kill one softly

to badmouth someone to their face or behind their back

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 5, 2003

Softly, Softly, Catchee Monkey

An old English proverb founded by a boy scout, meaning: "Don't flurry; patience gains the day". (Basically meaning be patient.)

Mr Man: When is the bus coming?! It's been ages, and I need it here now!
Mrs Woman: Softly, Softly, Catchee Monkey, My friend it'll come soon enough.

by Mr Man123 January 24, 2011

Banging the drum softly

Banging the drum softly, or ear-fucking, is the act of penetrative intercourse in or around a man or woman's ear canal using ear wax as a natural lubricant. During the act, the tip of the penis rubs against the eardrum (hence the name), creating an intense pleasurable feeling in the head of the penis for the giver, and a pulsing and/or ringing sound in the ear of the taker.

"Sorry I didn't pick up the phone, mom. Mike was banging the drum softly and I could barely hear anything!"

by Adams Posa February 22, 2008