Sloftly
Adj. When you think your friends are crazy, and weird but they are cool at the same time, and you think they are always on drugs.
Sloftly by ChildrenAreScary November 14, 2015
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Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick
One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.
Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."
Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick by Forgotten History Revealed May 19, 2016
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killing me softly
the feeling you have when you are forced to endure something really unpleasant but avoiding that thing would actually be a lot worse
killing me softly by Ravenne April 18, 2009
Killing Me Softly
Killing Me Softly by DomoChibi March 7, 2017
kill one softly
kill one softly by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 5, 2003
Softly, Softly, Catchee Monkey
An old English proverb founded by a boy scout, meaning: "Don't flurry; patience gains the day". (Basically meaning be patient.)
Mr Man: When is the bus coming?! It's been ages, and I need it here now!
Mrs Woman: Softly, Softly, Catchee Monkey, My friend it'll come soon enough.
Mrs Woman: Softly, Softly, Catchee Monkey, My friend it'll come soon enough.
Softly, Softly, Catchee Monkey by Mr Man123 January 24, 2011
Banging the drum softly
Banging the drum softly, or ear-fucking, is the act of penetrative intercourse in or around a man or woman's ear canal using ear wax as a natural lubricant. During the act, the tip of the penis rubs against the eardrum (hence the name), creating an intense pleasurable feeling in the head of the penis for the giver, and a pulsing and/or ringing sound in the ear of the taker.
"Sorry I didn't pick up the phone, mom. Mike was banging the drum softly and I could barely hear anything!"
Banging the drum softly by Adams Posa February 22, 2008
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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