Sloft Definitions: 1) "The 5am
brain that is trying to be profound, but makes funny typo's." 2) slow slothful and
soft. 3) see youtube videos of
baby infant sloths.
I.E. SLOFTED: "The sinking feeling you get when you wake up in an ice bath in Mexico, missing a kidney."
(alternative uses Slofty, Slofted)
Better to be slofthearted and hardheaded than hardhearted and softheaded.