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Slipblade 

The term for a person who cuts oneself.
I didn't want to tell you all I was a cutter, so I just used the term 'slipblade' hoping no one would notice.
Slipblade by SilhouetteBlogger January 23, 2009
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Slingblade 

When you form a gun shape with your hand, wipe your butt with it, and flick the fecal matter at a coworker.
The guy next to me had to go home because he took a slingblade to the face.
Slingblade by slingblader69 July 5, 2017

slingbladed 

Being fucked up to the point of retardation.

Refer to "Slingblade" starring Billy Bob Thornton. Retarded high.
Man, I am totally slingbladed right now!
slingbladed by the pusherman March 3, 2010

Shitblade 

When you squeze your but cheeks together in order to cut of the terd.
I had to get to the high def porn on my computer so I used my shitblade to wrap up my poo faster.
Shitblade by mack daddy Q March 24, 2009

slingblade 

One of the finest movies ever! Billy bob played one of his most tear-jearking, realistic, and well act... you know what, forget it. he played an unschooled hick, and he did it well.
I likes me some french fried potatoes, mmm hmmm.
slingblade by Columbia August 25, 2005

slingblade look 

The look you give when you want to kill someone for being an irritable, stupid, failure. A murderous and contemptuous look.
"Dad gave me the slingblade look after I showed him my report card filled with F's"

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slingblade look by Kikig84 April 9, 2014

slingblade 

To cockblock one's self or friends due to crude, cynical humor that is clearly inappropriate if one is to have even the slightest hope of getting it in.
Due to his cynical view of the entire female sex, Slingblade called a group of attractive women snatch-blankets, thus preventing his friends from taking them back to their respective hotel rooms and sleeping with them.
slingblade by Carl Schiller March 8, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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