slingbladed 

Being fucked up to the point of retardation.

Refer to "Slingblade" starring Billy Bob Thornton. Retarded high.

Man, I am totally slingbladed right now!

slingbladed by the pusherman March 3, 2010

Slingblade 

When you form a gun shape with your hand, wipe your butt with it, and flick the fecal matter at a coworker.

The guy next to me had to go home because he took a slingblade to the face.

Slingblade by slingblader69 July 5, 2017

slingblade 

One of the finest movies ever! Billy bob played one of his most tear-jearking, realistic, and well act... you know what, forget it. he played an unschooled hick, and he did it well.

I likes me some french fried potatoes, mmm hmmm.

slingblade by Columbia August 25, 2005

slingblade look 

The look you give when you want to kill someone for being an irritable, stupid, failure. A murderous and contemptuous look.

"Dad gave me the slingblade look after I showed him my report card filled with F's"

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slingblade look by Kikig84 April 9, 2014

slingblade 

To cockblock one's self or friends due to crude, cynical humor that is clearly inappropriate if one is to have even the slightest hope of getting it in.

Due to his cynical view of the entire female sex, Slingblade called a group of attractive women snatch-blankets, thus preventing his friends from taking them back to their respective hotel rooms and sleeping with them.

slingblade by Carl Schiller March 8, 2011

slingblade 

N. Odd individual who says "ehmm hrmm" after pontificating something special.

Slingblade said, "I reckon them thar liberals need a good ass fuckin'. Ehmmm hrmmm."

slingblade by frylock May 21, 2003

Slingblade 

To annihilate someone with words or insults, a classic 'blond' for instance who doesn't get insults to terribly well. If you have read the book 'I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell' you will understand.

"Girl "You don't have to be a jerk"
Slingblade "Quite the contrary, my sloppy penile scholar.Order me another drink and be quick about it."

Slingblade by Slingblader July 19, 2010