slingblade

One of the finest movies ever! Billy bob played one of his most tear-jearking, realistic, and well act... you know what, forget it. he played an unschooled hick, and he did it well.

I likes me some french fried potatoes, mmm hmmm.

by Columbia August 25, 2005

slingblade

To cockblock one's self or friends due to crude, cynical humor that is clearly inappropriate if one is to have even the slightest hope of getting it in.

Due to his cynical view of the entire female sex, Slingblade called a group of attractive women snatch-blankets, thus preventing his friends from taking them back to their respective hotel rooms and sleeping with them.

by Carl Schiller March 8, 2011

slingblade

N. Odd individual who says "ehmm hrmm" after pontificating something special.

Slingblade said, "I reckon them thar liberals need a good ass fuckin'. Ehmmm hrmmm."

by frylock May 21, 2003

slingblade

what you got in there that's good to eat?

Biscuits, for one.

by Die_Tasse May 21, 2004

slingblade

Another way to say 'Gay' or 'Homo'.
usually stated to describe something that happened or someone.

Tom: Man! We caught Joe and Bill in the closet yesterday!

Michael:Aww! thats slingblade!

by X_Malcolm_X April 1, 2008

Slingblade

When you form a gun shape with your hand, wipe your butt with it, and flick the fecal matter at a coworker.

The guy next to me had to go home because he took a slingblade to the face.

by slingblader69 July 5, 2017

slingbladed

Being fucked up to the point of retardation.

Refer to "Slingblade" starring Billy Bob Thornton. Retarded high.

Man, I am totally slingbladed right now!

by the pusherman March 3, 2010