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Slenderman

The most beast no faces CreepyPasta there is. Tall as fuck, and with arms and tenticles that can tear you to shreds he is quite a treat. He makes electronic devises go crazy when he is close to them. And the only thing that sucks is that his weakness is 8 pieces of paper
Guy 1: Dude my phone is getting all blurry.
Guy 2: Run nigga run!! Slenderman is here!!!

Slenderman

A tall guy with no face that is scared of papercuts.
Slenderman is in that forrest, have you got a printer
Slenderman by Megabeast360noscope September 7, 2020

Slenderman

-A Motherfu*king tall-man that goes to every fu*king creepypasta.

-A Motherfu*ker who ruined the google playstore.
Danny : What are you read
Rob : Creepypasta
Danny : Is that Slenderman
Rob : Fuck off!
Slenderman by starnaq January 21, 2017

Slenderman

His name is slender man his arms is taller than a house and he is a fucking octopus, His face is vanilla cream and he is taller than Eren Yeager WTF Pls stop
Slenderman: Im atom

Jeff: Yea right your tall as fuck
Slenderman by Mr anime personn December 23, 2021

Slendermanning 

Standing in the woods, watching kids and chasing them through the forest , capturing them; raping them, then stealing their face. THEN YOU ASSUME THEIR IDENTITY AND LIVE THEIR LIFE, WHILE CLAIMING THE FACES OF EACH OF THEIR LOVED ONES!
He was slendermanning outside her house
Slendermanning by DaniitheDragon March 16, 2013

Slenderman

Slender-man
don't give a - damn
the kids all- ran
don't know they - can't

I pick them all up with my tentacles
I eat them all up with my mandebles.
I eat people yeah im a cannibal
like victor I eat all their internals.

kssssssstsstsststststs
all the children try to run.
kssssssstsstsststststs
for me it's part of the fun.
Ayo that slenderman freestyle is DOPE!
Slenderman by slenderdope November 10, 2021
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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