The most beast no faces CreepyPasta there is. Tall as fuck, and with arms and tenticles that can tear you to shreds he is quite a treat. He makes electronic devises go crazy when he is close to them. And the only thing that sucks is that his weakness is 8 pieces of paper
Guy 1: Dude my phone is getting all blurry.
Guy 2: Run nigga run!! Slenderman is here!!!
by MegaBlazingHoundoom March 23, 2017
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-A Motherfu*king tall-man that goes to every fu*king creepypasta.

-A Motherfu*ker who ruined the google playstore.
Danny : What are you read
Rob : Creepypasta
Danny : Is that Slenderman
Rob : Fuck off!
by starnaq December 19, 2016
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A Slenderman is an abnormally long yet thin penis. In order for a penis to qualify as a Slenderman, it must be capable of being coiled in a circle twice while flaccid.
1- Daniel has a Slenderman, so I bet he's really good at docking

2- I do say, I just saw the most unsettling Slenderman in the locker room.
by Nesta_Love January 28, 2016
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A tall figure seen in woods has some sort of tentacles from his back. Wears a coat but no human. Also it don't have face.
It abduct kids. There are some footage of it in the Internet. But it's not clear that what the figure is.
Slenderman Known for Abducting kids.
by proxy301 July 29, 2018
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A pale ugly white kid who is a loser. Commonly spends their time playing Roblox.
Oh my god, look at that Slenderman over there!
I know right, what a loner.
by thepeoplewannaknow November 27, 2018
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A scorned old man with a drinking problem and a fetish for urinating out of windows, burning dogs and stalking ex girlfriends.
Yo Ryan Hendry, why you always gotta be such a slenderman?
by Nmfc August 17, 2018
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Slenderman is one lanky bastatrd but taht bitch face called nick takes the fucking cake he is a bowl of pasta and is one y’all mother fucker
Hey look it’s Nick, what a fuck wit also I have chlamedia - slenderman
by Bhaahjsjejenjrj November 12, 2019
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