Sleifer

A fat over-weight Slut.

Man when I watch Oprah all I see is Sleifer.

by Imoja, max.biatch, and yung city bandit August 8, 2004

Slifer Slacker

A person who tries to slack off in a card game.

Stop slacking off you slifer slacker!

by Mikethunders100 December 27, 2017

Slifer

Hamlet in central Iowa. Famous for its feral packs of dachshunds and ferocious sky dragons.

Jeff: Hey, let's go to Slifer.

Dylan: No man, Todd went there last week and was attacked by a pack of wiener dogs!

by jfinch94 August 15, 2014

Slifer

To steal little or more items without being noticed at all, or even persuade or lie the item(s) into your hands. A person who steals too much, or lies abundantly.

Dog, your lighter just got slifered.
Don't slifer my food, man!
Why are you always such a slifer when we hang out?

by NIKKZOR December 11, 2007

Seifer

The coolest asshole around.

Whoa he can throw knives while fighting a bear?! He's such a Seifer

by Scholarlyscholar October 27, 2020

Seifer

Seifer Almasy, the rival of Squall in Final Fantasy VIII. Obviously, he is way cooler and better than Squall, and should therefore instead have been the main character, or gotten his own game. Has his own Disciplinary Committe with which he exercises his great sense of righteousness.

"This is the scene where you swear your undying hatred for me!" - Seifer, Final Fantasy VIII

by Jawk Heehee October 23, 2006

sliferjam

Coolest, most extrordinary, awesomest, best. Sarcastically stated.

M-dizzle: ROFLMAO! U B 1337'N
FlagstEON: IB sliferjam. N daz hoooouuuse!
G-Nizza: Heeeaaallll NAW! UR n00b.
K-Dawg: Fo' shizzle, M d-manz!
Lshrugery: Neaw Nigga! he slifa!
M-dizzle: PYMPIN' HOLLA!
Henry: What...the...fuck. You're all retards, you know that?

by Sliferjam July 7, 2006