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sleepungry 

Being sleepy and hungry at the same time.

Synonym of hungreepy
"I'm hungry and i'm sleepy ........... i'm SLEEPUNGRY"

Person 1: "I'm too sleepy to eat. But I'm too hungry to sleep"
Person 2: "Oh yeah? You're sleepungry then"
sleepungry by - S May 2, 2010

sleepdrunk 

The state of mind in which a person, who due to lack of sleep, appears to have become heavily intoxicated. Often associated with inability to move body parts, laughing maniacally at idiotically simple actions or objects, incredible randomness, and revealing secrets that normally would not be brought up in conversation. Often for good reason.
Ted, in this situation, is experiencing sleepdrunk of the fourth degree.(1-5)

Jeff: Hey Ted.

Ted: Hey Jeff. Haha. Jefffff. Je-ffff JeffFFFFF JEEEEEFFFFFFFF! JEEEFFEEEE! ASK JEEVES!!! HE KNOWS! HE KNOWS EVERYTHING! BUT NOOOOO! ERBODY'S LIKE, "If it takes a hen and a half a day and a half to lay an egg an a half, how many flapjacks can fit on a doghouse?" AND THE OTHER GUY'S LIKE, "I don't know, Google it." DAMN YOU GOOGLE! YOU MONOPOLISTIC SON OF A BITCH! HAVE YOU NO SOUL?!?! ONLY YOU CAN START AS A NOUN AND END UP A VERB! AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Jeff: ....Um....Dude......
.......Jeeves sucks.

Ted: Sucks. Haha. Socks. Wanna know a funny word?

Jeff: Sure...Is it socks..?

Ted: NO! It's socks.

Jeff: Okay...Ted you really nee-

Ted: MOIST.
sleepdrunk by Maverick 318 March 16, 2008

sleepwank 

The act of wanking prior to sleep, so as to improve the quality of your rest and also have an excuse to think of unfuckingbelievably hot chicks.
Griigor: I should have my good sleepwank and a nap.
sleepwank by AnimusNine April 28, 2009

sheepfuck 

a disaster;complete and utter slaughter

massacre
As quoted in no country for old men, "This towns gone to hell first that sheepfuck in the desert..."
sheepfuck by sheep fuck October 5, 2009

sleepdrunk 

being in a state, where you are so tired, you start behaving as though you are drunk; eg. talking nonsense, unstable walk, forgetfulness, etc.
I am sorry, I just can’t think straight right now; I am so sleepdrunk.

sheepfucker 

Sheepfucker: One who would fuck a sheep
You are a dirty sheepfucker
sheepfucker by Jon (NY) December 7, 2004