sleepfunk

The smell one's body emits during a long night's sleep in a closed, stuffy room.

Dude, I went into Jacob's room to borrow a CD and his sleepfunk smelled like hot butt.

by torthy December 4, 2005

sleepungry

Being sleepy and hungry at the same time.

Synonym of hungreepy

"I'm hungry and i'm sleepy ........... i'm SLEEPUNGRY"

Person 1: "I'm too sleepy to eat. But I'm too hungry to sleep"
Person 2: "Oh yeah? You're sleepungry then"

by - S May 2, 2010

sleepdrunk

The state of mind in which a person, who due to lack of sleep, appears to have become heavily intoxicated. Often associated with inability to move body parts, laughing maniacally at idiotically simple actions or objects, incredible randomness, and revealing secrets that normally would not be brought up in conversation. Often for good reason.

Ted, in this situation, is experiencing sleepdrunk of the fourth degree.(1-5)

Jeff: Hey Ted.

Ted: Hey Jeff. Haha. Jefffff. Je-ffff JeffFFFFF JEEEEEFFFFFFFF! JEEEFFEEEE! ASK JEEVES!!! HE KNOWS! HE KNOWS EVERYTHING! BUT NOOOOO! ERBODY'S LIKE, "If it takes a hen and a half a day and a half to lay an egg an a half, how many flapjacks can fit on a doghouse?" AND THE OTHER GUY'S LIKE, "I don't know, Google it." DAMN YOU GOOGLE! YOU MONOPOLISTIC SON OF A BITCH! HAVE YOU NO SOUL?!?! ONLY YOU CAN START AS A NOUN AND END UP A VERB! AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Jeff: ....Um....Dude......
.......Jeeves sucks.

Ted: Sucks. Haha. Socks. Wanna know a funny word?

Jeff: Sure...Is it socks..?

Ted: NO! It's socks.

Jeff: Okay...Ted you really nee-

Ted: MOIST.

by Maverick 318 March 16, 2008

sleepwank

The act of wanking prior to sleep, so as to improve the quality of your rest and also have an excuse to think of unfuckingbelievably hot chicks.

Griigor: I should have my good sleepwank and a nap.

by AnimusNine April 28, 2009

sheepfuck

a disaster;complete and utter slaughter

massacre

As quoted in no country for old men, "This towns gone to hell first that sheepfuck in the desert..."

by sheep fuck October 5, 2009

sleepdrunk

being in a state, where you are so tired, you start behaving as though you are drunk; eg. talking nonsense, unstable walk, forgetfulness, etc.

I am sorry, I just can’t think straight right now; I am so sleepdrunk.

by urpersonaljesus May 14, 2022

sheepfucker

Sheepfucker: One who would fuck a sheep

You are a dirty sheepfucker

by Jon (NY) December 7, 2004