sleepscaping

When you decide to stay in bed to escape the problems of the real world. Actual sleep is not necessary, simply lying on the bed doing nothing is enough.

- Man, I've got so much on my plate right now, I think I'll just go back to the good old sleepscaping.
- That's rough, buddy.

sleepscaping by strusch May 25, 2017

Sleepshaming

To shame a person for either sleeping too much or too little.

"Dude are you up so late, its almost passed 4 am....."
"STOP SLEEPSHAMING ME."

Sleepshaming by Reze June 17, 2016

sleepspacing 

to access and use any of the features of Myspace when you are half asleep, drunk, high, exhausted, unconscious, dead, or otherwise inhibited.

Also used loosely to describe the almost uncanny habit of signing online and unconsciously signing into myspace and checking your messages before doing anything even when you know you don't have any.

"dude i woke up this morning and had half a blog posted before i realized i was sleepspacing"

"Kenny got drunk last night and sleepspaced a whole bulletin about Mary's boobies"

sleepspacing by chrisjzitkovich December 13, 2006

sleepsacking 

Sleepsacking is when a person has sex with another person while they are asleep or otherwise unconscious.

Heather laughed as she told her friends about seeing a guy she had a crush on, and had a hard-on while passed out, and how she enjoyed sleepsacking him.

sleepsacking by officero'reilly September 19, 2009

sleepcaking 

Sleepcaking is the act of baking, retrieving, and consuming cake(s) while in a deep sleep state. Warning signs are, but are not limited to:

Cake in sleep area with no known explanation of how it got there

Frosting on pillow

Excessive weight gain with no visible change in diet

Sleepcaking is rather disturbing for those not acquainted with it

sleepcaking by Lewistron January 14, 2011