sleepscaping

When you decide to stay in bed to escape the problems of the real world. Actual sleep is not necessary, simply lying on the bed doing nothing is enough.

- Man, I've got so much on my plate right now, I think I'll just go back to the good old sleepscaping.
- That's rough, buddy.

sleepscaping by strusch May 25, 2017

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Sleepshaming

To shame a person for either sleeping too much or too little.

"Dude are you up so late, its almost passed 4 am....."
"STOP SLEEPSHAMING ME."

Sleepshaming by Reze June 17, 2016

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sleepscaping • sleepcaking • sleepsacking • Sleepshaming • sleepspacing

sleepspacing

to access and use any of the features of Myspace when you are half asleep, drunk, high, exhausted, unconscious, dead, or otherwise inhibited.

Also used loosely to describe the almost uncanny habit of signing online and unconsciously signing into myspace and checking your messages before doing anything even when you know you don't have any.

"dude i woke up this morning and had half a blog posted before i realized i was sleepspacing"

"Kenny got drunk last night and sleepspaced a whole bulletin about Mary's boobies"

sleepspacing by chrisjzitkovich December 13, 2006

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sleepsacking

Sleepsacking is when a person has sex with another person while they are asleep or otherwise unconscious.

Heather laughed as she told her friends about seeing a guy she had a crush on, and had a hard-on while passed out, and how she enjoyed sleepsacking him.

sleepsacking by officero'reilly September 19, 2009

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sleepcaking

Sleepcaking is the act of baking, retrieving, and consuming cake(s) while in a deep sleep state. Warning signs are, but are not limited to:

Cake in sleep area with no known explanation of how it got there

Frosting on pillow

Excessive weight gain with no visible change in diet

Sleepcaking is rather disturbing for those not acquainted with it

sleepcaking by Lewistron January 14, 2011

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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