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Slatherfest

To slather Jif peanut butter all over one's body for sexual purposes. This can be done with a partner, in a group, or even by one's self. One can try this with Skippy or the generic brand, but the taste and consistency of Jif far surpasses these cheap substitutes. It has the unique ability to be able to go into cracks and crevices much better. A nice glass of cold milk should always be on hand when "Slatherfesting"
Slatherfests can get quite out of hand, The Valentine's Day Slatherfest of 2007 resulted in 12 hospitalizations.
"What did you do last night?"
"Dude, it was a slatherfest, I'll probably have Jif dingleberry for a week
Slatherfest by Nik Balash May 18, 2009
A seemingly innocuous term used by amateur recipe writers to describe smearing stuff on their meats.
Slather the sausage with the moist mustard and mayo spread then insert into the eggplant.

Ooh so good!
Slather by Dogma mama December 26, 2017

slather ass 

Beyond lazy. Completely unmotivated and sloppy.
Teddy: Mike hasn't lifted a finger to clean the apartment. All he does is sleep and eat.

Matt: Yeah, he is a real slather ass.
slather ass by BMush April 26, 2008

slathering the fish 

When titty fucking goes wrong...
The act of mashing ones flaccid dong and balls against a females breasts
In a last ditch attempt to thwart whiskey dick Bren made a brief attempt at slathering the fish before the poor girl ran out of the room crying
slathering the fish by Dolbarado April 12, 2013
(verb) To coat generously with a paste or semi-liquid substance.
She slathered my weasel with her greazle.
slather by Slickery Dickery Dr. January 8, 2004

Slather My Beans 

When you have liquid shit and wipe from the top of your crack to the bottom, thus wiping your shit onto the back of your scrotum.
Scott: I have to change real quick. I had too much taco bell earlier and it made me slather my beans
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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