Person: Do you slap to get off?
Person #2: What do you mean?
Person: You know Slapturbating, when you slap yourself to nut
Person #2: What do you mean?
Person: You know Slapturbating, when you slap yourself to nut
by NjamesC April 1, 2020
Get the Slapturbating mug.The act of unknowingly masturbating while sleeping, often to the discomfort of your bed partner. Not usually remembered the following morning.
Lady: Sorry I couldn't help you out last night... I had a headache.
Dude: Whaddaya mean?
Lady: Oh, you don't remember? You woke me up three times last night, you were sleepturbating.
Dude: Oh, I'm sorry. I had no idea.
Dude: Whaddaya mean?
Lady: Oh, you don't remember? You woke me up three times last night, you were sleepturbating.
Dude: Oh, I'm sorry. I had no idea.
by emuishere December 20, 2009
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The act of spending an exorbent amount of time looking at ones own personal accomplishments statistics.
Often a co-worker who is always checking out their own sales numbers or sales stats.
Or the friend who wants to see their all the stats at the end of your favorite multi-player video game(i.e. Halo, Gears of War, Rock Band, etc.).
Often a co-worker who is always checking out their own sales numbers or sales stats.
Or the friend who wants to see their all the stats at the end of your favorite multi-player video game(i.e. Halo, Gears of War, Rock Band, etc.).
Joe: Alright lets go on to the next round of the game...
Frank: Wait dude I want to see how many head shots I got that round.... Woa I killed Bill 18 times...Jim you suck....
Joe: Alright Frank quit saturbating lets go...
Frank: Wait dude I want to see how many head shots I got that round.... Woa I killed Bill 18 times...Jim you suck....
Joe: Alright Frank quit saturbating lets go...
by munciemike May 23, 2009
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John: Hey Frank, my Girlfriend and I just tried slapperbating eachother last night.
Frank: Really, I tried that and it hurt. A Lot.
Frank: Really, I tried that and it hurt. A Lot.
by That_Slaperbating_Guy January 24, 2016
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Darrin: Yea, but he hasn't stopped slackturbating since he discovered Adam's Crying Panda videos online
Darrin: Yea, but he hasn't stopped slackturbating since he discovered Adam's Crying Panda videos online
by Blackaliciousx March 14, 2011
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Jimmy fell asleep with his dick in his hand and woke up with semen all over him and exclaimed, "Shit, I was slasturbating again!"
by shittydrumsalot October 26, 2009
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