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Fap Slap 

When a guy masturbates then jizzes in his hand then slaps someone across the face with that hand. The guy can also be getting a hand job from his bitch and he would jizz on her hand, then she would slap someone.
Guy 1: Dude, I was jerkin it last night and guess what!
Guy 2: I don't know broseph! tell me!!
Guy 1: I came in my hand and I fap slapped the fuck out of this granny walking down the street!
Guy 2: For real!?
Guy 1: Yeah man! She fucking loved it!
Guy 2: Nice!
Fap Slap by wahsnayr May 11, 2010

Cummy Cock Slap Jew Rap Dick Fap 

The act of a jewish male, while rapping, he simultaneously takes his cock out, and after profusely rigging his mast, he lets it fly free, straight into a more 'free spirited' females face, ejaculating on her cheeks as he slaps her.

Such an act is rarely occurs.
Bob: Did you see that cummy cock slap jew rap dick fap Steven gave Keri at the party? It was a HARDCORE throttle.

Dave: Yeah, her cheek looked like strawberry shortcake.
When you slap your reproductive organ in the middle of fapping.
I did my first slapfap yesterday mom!
slapfap by slapfap February 25, 2015

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026