slampooned
When you get slammed (hammered, drunk, ect...), and also get some "poon". The phrase is growing in DMV area universities, and has even been heard in Carolina schools.
slampooned by Cct236 October 16, 2015
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Shampooed
adj. Mentally cleansed, espeically of behaviours, attitudes, or even memories considered "undesirable" by one partner. To truly shampoo a partner requires a great deal of effort to achieve the required level of obedience, but results in a docile and obedient lover who cannot conceive of not wanting to obey and please.
GF1: "Damn, Margot really shampooed her toyboy!"
GF2: "He doesn't even recognize his old girlfriends anymore..."
GF1: "She took him from free-range boi to shampooed toy!"
GF2: "He doesn't even recognize his old girlfriends anymore..."
GF1: "She took him from free-range boi to shampooed toy!"
Shampooed by Margot and Bubble May 26, 2009
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lampooned
if someone puts an empty box of pringles back in the press and you are tricked into opening them,,,, you've been lampooned
lampooned by dr.p.curran dr.k.dizzle March 31, 2009
Shampooed
Shampooed by quattroinsanity February 21, 2011
shampooed
Have you ever noticed, while bathing, that while it takes quite a bit of shampoo to lather your hair up the first go-round, if you try to lather it again a second time, it only take a drop?
Well, being shampooed means that you were drunk the night before and it takes you only one drink to get hammered again.
Well, being shampooed means that you were drunk the night before and it takes you only one drink to get hammered again.
shampooed by katrinarobin June 16, 2011
Shampooed
Definition for drunk.
Shampooted
That wasn't me farting, the shampoo shampooted.
Was showering this morning and my head and shoulders shampooted on me, might be running a little low.
Was showering this morning and my head and shoulders shampooted on me, might be running a little low.
Shampooted by Momotash May 16, 2020
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