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Shampooed 

adj. Mentally cleansed, espeically of behaviours, attitudes, or even memories considered "undesirable" by one partner. To truly shampoo a partner requires a great deal of effort to achieve the required level of obedience, but results in a docile and obedient lover who cannot conceive of not wanting to obey and please.
GF1: "Damn, Margot really shampooed her toyboy!"
GF2: "He doesn't even recognize his old girlfriends anymore..."
GF1: "She took him from free-range boi to shampooed toy!"

lampooned 

trickery resulting in social demoralisation
if someone puts an empty box of pringles back in the press and you are tricked into opening them,,,, you've been lampooned

Shampooed 

Day drinking after bingeing the night before. Much easier to sustain a good day drunk.
I had 3 beers and was shampooed by 2p.m.
Shampooed by quattroinsanity February 21, 2011

shampooed 

Have you ever noticed, while bathing, that while it takes quite a bit of shampoo to lather your hair up the first go-round, if you try to lather it again a second time, it only take a drop?

Well, being shampooed means that you were drunk the night before and it takes you only one drink to get hammered again.
Dude, I just finished the first beer of the day, and I'm totally shampooed.
shampooed by katrinarobin June 16, 2011

Shampooed 

"Hey you getting shampooed tonight?"
Shampooed by yum-yum October 11, 2008

Shampooted 

The sound the shampoo bottle makes when you're giving it a squeeze and it lets one rip.
That wasn't me farting, the shampoo shampooted.

Was showering this morning and my head and shoulders shampooted on me, might be running a little low.
Shampooted by Momotash May 16, 2020