Definitions by OccupiedGarrett

California Fire Hydrant 

Phrase used to refer to something that is broken / doesn't work as its intended.

A teacher erases his chalkboard, however the chalk barely comes off the board. He holds up the eraser, "What is this? A California Fire Hydrant??"

California Fire Hydrant by OccupiedGarrett January 14, 2025

Slambonytonied 

The state of being immeasurably stoned or high.

Nick: *hits bong* Dude I am slambonytonied right now.

Garrett: You're tonied?!?

Nick: Slambonied.

Slambonytonied by OccupiedGarrett February 2, 2023

Residual Clout 

The clout someone receives from being associated with another individual whom has already developed higher levels of clout

My friend is cousins with Kanye, that's mad residual clout fam

Residual Clout by OccupiedGarrett July 18, 2019

fueg 

an abbreviation of the word fuego}

a trendier way of calling things fire

pronounced fw-ayg

yo i copped some bud

that's fueg brah

fueg by OccupiedGarrett September 26, 2018

splief 

A joint rolled exclusively with tobacco and kief.

Like a spliff but with kief used instead of bud.

"Does anyone have some bud?"

"Nah, but I got some spliefs rolled up"

splief by OccupiedGarrett April 22, 2018