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Slambone 

(1) To describe hardcore sex that can be defined as sick nasty, nailed to the wall, or railing of the opposite sex

(2) To describe someone of the opposite sex as extremely hot or doable.

(3) To describe an extremely satisfying action or situation.
Most preferably used as: Slambonein

Other uses:

(1) Slambone

(2) Slamboned

(3) Slamboneing

(4) Slamtastic

Example sentences:

(1) Damn that girl was slambonein!

(2) Damn, last night was a sick nasty, nailed to the wall, slambonein night!

(3) I was slambonein that girl last night!
Slambone by Rav8es July 14, 2009
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slambone 

When she comes back, are you gonna slambone 'er? (hehe, "bone 'er")
slambone by thepolytheist November 15, 2005
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Slambone 

The best alternative for male genitalia; the bone in which you slam bits with.
"That girl just loves the slambone, she wants to go bang out."
"Yeah I'd stick my slambone in her"
"Enver, give me a break, I got a tiny slambone."
Slambone by setlax21 October 31, 2008

slambony 

A instant boner. When you do not expect or want it. It is quite embarrassing.
When Jackie walked into the room I got a slambony.
slambony by Jay Ford December 9, 2008

Samboner 

A sandwich connoisseur from the Philadelphia area. A samboner will talk for hours on end about slab vs chopped cheesesteaks, Wiz vs American vs Cooper Sharp, broccoli rabe vs creamed spinach in a roast pork sambo, not to mention debates over sambo-producing venues.

Along with "sambo" (noun, sandwich) another variation of samboner is "sambone" (verb, to eat a sambo and assess its merits on video for other samboners).
"Any real samboner knows you need a seeded jawn to soak up the juices in a Roast Pork sambo."

"I can't trust online reviews these days because they are all paid advertisements. I need to talk to a samboner before we order hoagies next week. If it's good, I might even whip out my iPhone and sambone it myself."
Samboner by Toastwaver January 22, 2021

Slambonytonied 

The state of being immeasurably stoned or high.
Nick: *hits bong* Dude I am slambonytonied right now.

Garrett: You're tonied?!?

Nick: Slambonied.
Slambonytonied by OccupiedGarrett February 2, 2023

Shamboner 

The act of when you are washing your public hair with shampoo while having an erection. Then, the shampoo accident enters the penis hole causing immense burning, stinging, and eventually death.
"The cause of death undoubtedly his 6 inch Shamboner."
Shamboner by Bry P. June 12, 2016