Slampion

/slampɪən/

1. a person or group that wins a poetry slam competition.

2. a sports person or team that achieves a Grand Slam victory.

"And the slampion of this years poetry slam is..."

"After another Grand Slam victory, they are surely the greatest slampions of all time!"

Slampion by Matt Windle poet March 5, 2021

grand slampion 

An honorary title earned by eating four Denny's Grand Slam Breakfasts in one day.

After eating his fourth Grand Slam Breakfast that day, Eddie became a Grand Slampion.

grand slampion by Big Dave 17 October 1, 2019

slampooned

When you get slammed (hammered, drunk, ect...), and also get some "poon". The phrase is growing in DMV area universities, and has even been heard in Carolina schools.

Jacob: Who's ready to get SLAMPOONED?
Todd: I'm already slammed, so we just need some poon

slampooned by Cct236 October 16, 2015

National Shampionship 

The absurd final game played every year by two good, but by no means always the best, college football teams.

There is always some degree of controversy surrounding exactally how the BCS determins which two teams will play in said game. But it seems to have a lot to do with popularity, and the amount of money that can be made off of the game.

It has almost nothing to do with how good your team really is. Especially if your team is from a smaller, non big-money school. as you will seemingly never get a chance to play in it. They will even use the officals to thier favor in altering games that would force them to give you a shot, instead of the team they want to go.

Putting time back on the clock at the very end of the Big 12 Championship, was a really sneaky way to give pretty-boy McCoy, and the overrated longhorns an undeserved shot at the national shampionship. It's too bad they couldn't screw Alabama over, so Tebow could be there too.

National Shampionship by Jim Bro December 6, 2009

Slampon 

A vodka soaked tampon. Useful for getting drunk during the work day without the appearance of consuming an alcoholic beverage at your desk.

"There's no way I would have been able to get through today without my six-pack of Slampons."

Slampon by tampaxadvice November 21, 2009

shampionship

A title that is won through illegitimate means; a sham.

An 8 on 5 advantage helped the Miami Heat claim their first shampionship in the 2006 NBA Finals.

shampionship by supdoggydog June 29, 2007

Stampionship 

The combination of the popular term " Stamp It" and Championship

The Reds are going to win the World Series in 2010. Stampionship!!!

Stampionship by ShutItDown July 9, 2010