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National Shampionship 

The absurd final game played every year by two good, but by no means always the best, college football teams.

There is always some degree of controversy surrounding exactally how the BCS determins which two teams will play in said game. But it seems to have a lot to do with popularity, and the amount of money that can be made off of the game.

It has almost nothing to do with how good your team really is. Especially if your team is from a smaller, non big-money school. as you will seemingly never get a chance to play in it. They will even use the officals to thier favor in altering games that would force them to give you a shot, instead of the team they want to go.
Putting time back on the clock at the very end of the Big 12 Championship, was a really sneaky way to give pretty-boy McCoy, and the overrated longhorns an undeserved shot at the national shampionship. It's too bad they couldn't screw Alabama over, so Tebow could be there too.
National Shampionship by Jim Bro December 6, 2009

Pride Fighting Championships

It all started on October 11, 1997 in the Tokyo Dome. This is by far the best of the best when it comes to mixed martial arts(MMA). It has the best fighter roster out of all the MMA events. For instance, it holds the greatest Heavy-Weight champion of all time in Fedor Emelianenko. It also has other great fighters like Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, Josh Barnett, Mark Hunt, Wanderlei Silva, Mauricio Rua, Dan Henderson, Takanori Gomi. Also, Pride FC is great because it has rules that allow for true MMA action like kicks to the head and knees to the head on the ground.
UFC Fan: Hey man did you catch the latest UFC card?
Pride Fan: No, I was too busy watching skilled fighters on the Pride Fighting Championships card.

Championship Win Win 

The written manifestation of a victory so awesome that using the term "epic win" would seem utterly insulting.

An expression of ultimate jubilance.
Adolescent One: Hey man, did you remember that Halo match last night?

Adolescent Two: Of course I did! It was championship win win!

Sarcasm World Championships 

The Sarcasm World Championships take place annually in April and the host city is determined by the previous winner's nationality and ability to host the event in a convenient city.
I'll pay you when I receive my Sarcasm World Championships prize money.

World Championship of Boringness

An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.
Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?

Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.

Cyclo Maniacs Championship

20 people in costumes riding bicycles on the moon
Me, the host: and now, introducing, the Cyclo Maniacs Championship. The winners of the previous cyclo maniacs races will races their bikes on the moon, without a spacesuit
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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