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Slagbeast 

A general term for a large obese human, mainly females, with shitty personalities and overall negative attitude.
Oh dude, she is such a slagbeast!
Slagbeast by Lane Carmen June 27, 2011
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slagbeast 

a fat whore, presumably your ex-girlfriend or possibly your friends mother.
"dang adam your mum is a slagbeast"
slagbeast by archiewordgroup August 26, 2009
'Slag' (dog,devious,untrustworthy,grass) 'Boat' (face)
A slaggy boat. Somebody considered untrustworthy, reguarly pulling snakey moves on friends and just generally being a c*nt. Hangs about with gangster crowd pretending to be a drug dealer type but never sold a penny's worth.
That paul's a right slagboat - I've got no time for the geezer.

John, you cheeky fu*king slagboat wheres my puff?!?
Slagboat by Jbird86 March 18, 2012

slambasted 

Drunk as hell, or blazed, or cracked, well i guess just bein f*xored up...
I was so slambasted last night, I tongue punched your moms dirtstar...
slambasted by peterpressure.com January 23, 2006

SwagBeast 

Definitive opposite of a "HypeBeast". SwagBeasts follow only their own influence, not caring what others think about them nor what others think is "cool" or "hyped". They wear and do what they feel comfortable in and are comfortable in doing. They are really chill people in general. They don't crave attention, but definitely attract it, without the methods of cockiness or the thought of being above anyone else.
A:"Wow, look at this fool, rocking his $80 General Release Nike SB's, acting like they're the greatest shits that have ever touched the earth. You have no shoe game whatsoever. What a hypebeast!"

B:"I could care less how you feel about my shoes. They're better than your $80 Fakes that your mommy ordered for you. And another thing, I have more swag in one toenail, than you do your whole body. I am no HypeBeast, I'm a SwagBeast!"
SwagBeast by mmm8pho November 22, 2010

slamblasterfucked 

extremely intoxicated, usually to the point of incoherence or strange behavior

derived from its ancestor slamblastered
I drank three 40s last night and was completely slamblasterfucked.
slamblasterfucked by Arneville August 3, 2007

seabeast 

A pseudonymn for tuna. (THIS IS AN INNOCENT WORD!!!)
A word used to replace tuna when making a tuna salad sandwich for children.
Wife: "I am making tuna sandwiches for the trip."
Husband: "NO NO NO....do NOT use that word. The kids won't eat it...use seabeast instead!"

Little Buddy: "Daddy, what kind'a sandwich is this?"
Daddy: "Why that is a SEABEAST (said with deep powerful voice) sandwich little buddy...gives you big muscles!"
Little Buddy: - devouring sandwich - "Yum...GRRrrr....yummy".
seabeast by psiscott2000 May 6, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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