Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Shamwasted 

Main Entry: sham·wa·sted
Pronunciation: \,sham-way-stəd\
Function: verb
Date: early 2009
1. the act of being shitfaced, hammered and wasted at all the same time;
specifically : the act of being so inebriated you don't remember anything from the previous night even if provoked
Last night at the bar we were beyond shitfaced we were shamwasted!! We got so shamwasted, we woke up with a bear skin rug, fresh bear meat, a bear head in the shower and we were all wearing Cosby sweaters.. and we live two hours from any sort of wilderness!!
Shamwasted by shelbonics November 13, 2009

lambasted 

The art of completly tearing someone or somthing or a group of people of things to pieces...
Man you just got lambasted by that girl

Slambuster 

male version of a slamhound. A male that you take home to slam with no intention of getting his number before the next morning. Less respected than a booty call.
I'm leaving the club, snagged me a slambuster for the night.
Slambuster by Rachaeled April 6, 2011

slambassador

a person who takes slam poetry to regions that have never experienced it, to promote the art form and encourage others to participate in poetry slams.
The slam poet became a slambassador when she went to rural areas to encourage others to try slamming.
slambassador by goodguff October 6, 2013

lambasted 

1. a state of anti-sobriety indicative of astronomical blood alcohol levels.

2. drunk to the point of belligerence and extreme incoherence.

3. an inebriated condition that renders 70 or more percent of the liver useless.
Dude, what are we doing tonight?
Getting lambasted.
lambasted by tenthlevelvocabmage March 10, 2005

lambasted 

(n) A sheep that has been born out of wedlock.
Herbert was a lambasted.
lambasted by xnerp November 29, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Load more