slambasted

Drunk as hell, or blazed, or cracked, well i guess just bein f*xored up...

I was so slambasted last night, I tongue punched your moms dirtstar...

by peterpressure.com January 23, 2006

Shamwasted

Main Entry: sham·wa·sted
Pronunciation: \,sham-way-stəd\
Function: verb
Date: early 2009
1. the act of being shitfaced, hammered and wasted at all the same time;
specifically : the act of being so inebriated you don't remember anything from the previous night even if provoked

Last night at the bar we were beyond shitfaced we were shamwasted!! We got so shamwasted, we woke up with a bear skin rug, fresh bear meat, a bear head in the shower and we were all wearing Cosby sweaters.. and we live two hours from any sort of wilderness!!

by shelbonics November 13, 2009

lambasted

The art of completly tearing someone or somthing or a group of people of things to pieces...

Man you just got lambasted by that girl

by D-hizzle f-o s-hizzle July 1, 2003

Slambuster

male version of a slamhound. A male that you take home to slam with no intention of getting his number before the next morning. Less respected than a booty call.

I'm leaving the club, snagged me a slambuster for the night.

by Rachaeled April 6, 2011

slambassador

a person who takes slam poetry to regions that have never experienced it, to promote the art form and encourage others to participate in poetry slams.

The slam poet became a slambassador when she went to rural areas to encourage others to try slamming.

by goodguff October 6, 2013

lambasted

1. a state of anti-sobriety indicative of astronomical blood alcohol levels.

2. drunk to the point of belligerence and extreme incoherence.

3. an inebriated condition that renders 70 or more percent of the liver useless.

Dude, what are we doing tonight?
Getting lambasted.

by tenthlevelvocabmage March 10, 2005

lambasted

(n) A sheep that has been born out of wedlock.

Herbert was a lambasted.

by xnerp November 29, 2003