There are difficult to say - somewhat sensical - sentences in the English language; and then there is the hardest English language tongue twister ever. These are some examples of relatively easily stated tongue twisters:
1) She sells sea shells by the sea shore. (or sea's shore)
2) Peter picked a peck of pickled peppers.
3) Rubber baby buggy bumpers.
1) She sells sea shells by the sea shore. (or sea's shore)
2) Peter picked a peck of pickled peppers.
3) Rubber baby buggy bumpers.
by psiscott2000 April 27, 2006
Get the tongue twister mug.The King's College of Our Lady of Eton beside Windsor, commonly known as Eton College or just Eton, is a prestigious and internationally known independent school for boys, which is often described as the most famous school in the world. It is located in Eton, Berkshire, near Windsor in England, situated about a mile north of Windsor Castle. The school's Headmaster, Tony Little, MA, is a member of the Headmasters' and Headmistresses' Conference and the school is a member of the Eton Group of independent schools in the United Kingdom. It has a very long list of well known alumni, including 19 former British Prime Ministers.
by psiscott2000 May 11, 2006
Get the Eton mug.1) A question posed to someone when their breath is so foul that you nearly puke when they are talking to you.
2) A question stated when someone is talking objectionally close to you - in your face - to knock them so off-guard that they have to back away out of embarassment and/or shock.
2) A question stated when someone is talking objectionally close to you - in your face - to knock them so off-guard that they have to back away out of embarassment and/or shock.
1) Max: - who was out all night drinking - "...and then we had another round of 5 shooters each and went up to sing Karaoke..."
Scott: - gagging from Max's sewage breath intercedes - "Good god dude...is that your breath or your ass!!?
Max: - turning red from embarassment shuffles off quickly to the men's room to cleanse his mouth with dispenser soap.
2) Sergeant Dick: - uncomfortably close and in the face of an investigating detective - "I want to know if you went in, picked up the knife and THEN put on your gloves, or if you put on your fucking gloves BEFORE picking up the piece inspector!!?"
Inspector Non Chas Lant: - "Excuse me Serge, is that your BREATH or your ASS...."
Sergeant Dick: - backing off several feet - "Just keep the scene clean from now on guys."
Scott: - gagging from Max's sewage breath intercedes - "Good god dude...is that your breath or your ass!!?
Max: - turning red from embarassment shuffles off quickly to the men's room to cleanse his mouth with dispenser soap.
2) Sergeant Dick: - uncomfortably close and in the face of an investigating detective - "I want to know if you went in, picked up the knife and THEN put on your gloves, or if you put on your fucking gloves BEFORE picking up the piece inspector!!?"
Inspector Non Chas Lant: - "Excuse me Serge, is that your BREATH or your ASS...."
Sergeant Dick: - backing off several feet - "Just keep the scene clean from now on guys."
by psiscott2000 May 22, 2006
Get the Is that your breath or your ass mug.Excitement when one's taint is caressed; usually by a tongue. The taint - 'taint her pussy nor her ass' - is a sensitive area between a woman's anus and pussy which becomes more and more sexually sensitive as the oils from her vagina are mixed with warm saliva from a teasing tongue. At some point this feeling - specifically related to this pleasure - may be called 'taintillation.'
Beth: "How did you find...ohhhHHHHhh...that spot....OOOOO...yes....MMmmmmmmm."
Max: "Its not hard when you know where to lick baby...How is that for taintillation."
The above example is one which could suddenly end the girl's taintillation because the man used the term while doing the act. This is a no-no for this word. Using words like "baby" and "taintillation" while engaging in sexual activities is a sure way to have woman turn over and leave.
Use taintillation in a jovial sense if you are detailing your pleasurable experience to an interested buddy (hard to find because no normal guy really wants to hear details or your load-blowing escapades)
Max: "...and after I finished that, I started on her taint. Wasn't long before she was writhing in..taintillation my man!"
Scott: "Sounds great..uh, could you get me that wrench over there, and a coffee...double double please."
Max: "Its not hard when you know where to lick baby...How is that for taintillation."
The above example is one which could suddenly end the girl's taintillation because the man used the term while doing the act. This is a no-no for this word. Using words like "baby" and "taintillation" while engaging in sexual activities is a sure way to have woman turn over and leave.
Use taintillation in a jovial sense if you are detailing your pleasurable experience to an interested buddy (hard to find because no normal guy really wants to hear details or your load-blowing escapades)
Max: "...and after I finished that, I started on her taint. Wasn't long before she was writhing in..taintillation my man!"
Scott: "Sounds great..uh, could you get me that wrench over there, and a coffee...double double please."
by psiscott2000 April 27, 2006
Get the taintillation mug.There is no such thing as a 'good' loser, there is only a 'fucking loser'!
Jon: - *Beating the table because he lost another game of Holdem. - * "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fucking cards, fuck, fucking godamned fucking all-inners, fuuuuuuuck!!!!"
Scott: "Jonny, JONNY, settle down, try to take it like a man, be a good loser dude!"
Jon: "There is NO such thing as a 'GOOD' loser, there is only a fucking loser!"
Scott: "Jonny, JONNY, settle down, try to take it like a man, be a good loser dude!"
Jon: "There is NO such thing as a 'GOOD' loser, there is only a fucking loser!"
by psiscott2000 April 27, 2006
Get the a good loser mug.1) A guy who could use some more muscle.
2) A guy in the gym who is not very large and is called this by the juice users or gym rats.
3) A guy in the gym who walks around as if he were large - but isn't - and is called this by larger guys as a cut-down and derogation of his vanity.
2) A guy in the gym who is not very large and is called this by the juice users or gym rats.
3) A guy in the gym who walks around as if he were large - but isn't - and is called this by larger guys as a cut-down and derogation of his vanity.
1) "Mike is 6 foot 4 and 125 pounds. He needs to eat more; he looks like a friggin' bonerack."
2) Mick: "Look at that bonerack trying to press 180 pounds."
Jake: "Yea, he could use some help from our buddy Winni!"
3) Tom Cruise: "Move aside gents, I need to fix the machine. Me that is; I am the machine. Just measured the pipes yesterday; a solid 12 inches!"
Jake: - *purposely bumping into Tom and knocking him to the ground* - "Oh, sorry Mr. Bonerack Cruiser, I didn't see you there; you must have been standing sideways."
2) Mick: "Look at that bonerack trying to press 180 pounds."
Jake: "Yea, he could use some help from our buddy Winni!"
3) Tom Cruise: "Move aside gents, I need to fix the machine. Me that is; I am the machine. Just measured the pipes yesterday; a solid 12 inches!"
Jake: - *purposely bumping into Tom and knocking him to the ground* - "Oh, sorry Mr. Bonerack Cruiser, I didn't see you there; you must have been standing sideways."
by psiscott2000 April 27, 2006
Get the bonerack mug.A pseudonymn for tuna. (THIS IS AN INNOCENT WORD!!!)
A word used to replace tuna when making a tuna salad sandwich for children.
A word used to replace tuna when making a tuna salad sandwich for children.
Wife: "I am making tuna sandwiches for the trip."
Husband: "NO NO NO....do NOT use that word. The kids won't eat it...use seabeast instead!"
Little Buddy: "Daddy, what kind'a sandwich is this?"
Daddy: "Why that is a SEABEAST (said with deep powerful voice) sandwich little buddy...gives you big muscles!"
Little Buddy: - devouring sandwich - "Yum...GRRrrr....yummy".
Husband: "NO NO NO....do NOT use that word. The kids won't eat it...use seabeast instead!"
Little Buddy: "Daddy, what kind'a sandwich is this?"
Daddy: "Why that is a SEABEAST (said with deep powerful voice) sandwich little buddy...gives you big muscles!"
Little Buddy: - devouring sandwich - "Yum...GRRrrr....yummy".
by psiscott2000 May 06, 2006
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