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Slagbast 

A very annoying individual who is a mixture of things. (i.e they are a slag and a bastard)So abreviated they become a slagbast. Trust me on this one there are plenty slagbasts out there! So before u dis the word just think about it bcus u are bound to know some slagbasts!
random guy: OI SlAgBaSt NOOOOOO!
stranger:say wat dude?
random guy: u are a slagbast!
stranger: :O
Slagbast by nob cheese May 29, 2004
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Slagbeast 

A general term for a large obese human, mainly females, with shitty personalities and overall negative attitude.
Oh dude, she is such a slagbeast!
Slagbeast by Lane Carmen June 27, 2011
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slagbeast 

a fat whore, presumably your ex-girlfriend or possibly your friends mother.
"dang adam your mum is a slagbeast"
slagbeast by archiewordgroup August 26, 2009

slambasted 

Drunk as hell, or blazed, or cracked, well i guess just bein f*xored up...
I was so slambasted last night, I tongue punched your moms dirtstar...
slambasted by peterpressure.com January 23, 2006

slambaste 

v. to beat someone or slam them into a locker.
n. a good punch in the arm
Mom: "I'll slambaste you if you don't come downsstairs and clean the kitchen!"
Kid: "YES MA'AM!!!!"
slambaste by Candy T December 16, 2008
A penis of terrifyingly large proportions.
Glenda : You seem to be walking uncomfortably today Brenda.
Brenda : I didn't realise until too late that he was equipped with a slagbat.
slagbat by Borksley May 24, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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