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Slobbertooth 

1.(n.)/(pr.) One who has scum covered teeth, usually containing only a few of them.
2.(n.)/(pr.) One who drools continuously in a gruesome manner.
1. "I lost my appetite after paying the slobbertoothed cashier"
2. "The slobbertoothed waitress drooled into my god damn milkshake"
Slobbertooth by Steve Arnold February 18, 2007

Sobertober 

The best month of the year when you and your friends celebrate the month of October while being super sober! #SOBERTOBER
"Hey Jared, are you participating in Sobertober this year?"
"What's that?"
"Only the best damn month out of the year where we are completely sober all 31 days, including Halloween!"
Sobertober by Jared In The Cut October 6, 2017
The state of being a slob. Portraying a slob for amusement. Grotesque, hideous. Often used to describe the state of those named Robert.
I have a neighbor named Robert, who happens to be a bonafide slobert.
Slobert by angelhair June 2, 2008

Slobertune 

slobertune in when oral sex is proformed.
Man, that chick is so hot, i want her to play the slobertune on my meatflute.
Slobertune by Yellow_ledbelly December 14, 2006

Slobertunity

The opportunity to slob on one's knob
that drunk girl is a major slobertunity.
Slobertunity by Mr. long nipps July 13, 2012
A man who lays around all day and is afraid to talk to girls.
Dude, you are such a slobert, stop blushing and just talk to her already.
slobert by Blue_Devil736473821 December 16, 2009