soberton

Fucking best place on earth

Dudeeeeeeee on a scale of 1-Soberton how good was that party

Dude it was SOBERTON!

soberton by Thunder thighs May 18, 2018

Sobertober 

The best month of the year when you and your friends celebrate the month of October while being super sober! #SOBERTOBER

"Hey Jared, are you participating in Sobertober this year?"
"What's that?"
"Only the best damn month out of the year where we are completely sober all 31 days, including Halloween!"

Sobertober by Jared In The Cut October 6, 2017

Somerton, Philadelphia

A little pocket of habitually corroding shit that will soon be completley overtaken by the lazy ass commy soviets. There used to be cool stores like toy trains and sports cards, but those damn hook nose russians destroyed that too. There was even hong kong super buffet, but now the russians forced their communism to equally represent all nations. Now thats my friends is Somerton. Oh yeah, also St. Christopher School and their brillo padded dictator force their tyranny and many atrocities upon the small innocent unassuming children, forcing them into a life of douchebaggery.

White American Citizen: Boy I sure like Somerton, Philadelphia.
Filthy Russian: I have come for to ruin Somerton, Philadelphia with my fur coats and fungus filled armpits.

Somerton, Philadelphia by Danyloskyj69 January 14, 2010

Sobersona

A persona that a drunk person has crafted in order to seem sober.

Mary put on a sobersona in order to hide her blasphemous drinking habits from her Orthodox parents. It did not work😨.

Sobersona by His, Her, and Their Eminence September 18, 2021

Tahlia saberton 

A caring, strong independent girl, who just wants to be loved and feel a sense of belonging. She's short but fystey a d when you get to know her she has lots of atitude.

If you want to meat someone with all the personalities go to Tahlia saberton

Tahlia saberton by TS_amazing November 22, 2021