Slobert

The state of being a slob. Portraying a slob for amusement. Grotesque, hideous. Often used to describe the state of those named Robert.

I have a neighbor named Robert, who happens to be a bonafide slobert.

by angelhair June 2, 2008

slobert

A man who lays around all day and is afraid to talk to girls.

Dude, you are such a slobert, stop blushing and just talk to her already.

by Blue_Devil736473821 December 16, 2009

Slobert

An individual whose behavior defies logic and repulses even the filthiest swine. It is often cautioned that proximity to a Slobert may cause an individual to lose IQ points and forget basic hygiene.

Student 1: "Did you just see Slobert try to buy weed with an assorted combination of belly-button lint, protein powder, and Spanish pesos?"

Student 2: "Yeah, he's such a fuck."

by Really Good Joke March 7, 2014

Slobbertooth

1.(n.)/(pr.) One who has scum covered teeth, usually containing only a few of them.
2.(n.)/(pr.) One who drools continuously in a gruesome manner.

1. "I lost my appetite after paying the slobbertoothed cashier"
2. "The slobbertoothed waitress drooled into my god damn milkshake"

by Steve Arnold February 18, 2007

Sobertober

The best month of the year when you and your friends celebrate the month of October while being super sober! #SOBERTOBER

"Hey Jared, are you participating in Sobertober this year?"
"What's that?"
"Only the best damn month out of the year where we are completely sober all 31 days, including Halloween!"

by Jared In The Cut October 6, 2017

sloberknocker

something that goes on for a long period of time

this fight look to be a down right sloberknocker

by sam ashton October 23, 2008

Sobert Rtephenson

:LJK

Sobert Rtephenson is not a person

by shit words September 26, 2019