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skyperbater 

A skyperbater is usually a perverted loser who stalks and calls unwitting people on skype and pleasures themselves to the victim on webcam. Sometimes skyperbaters are old broke washed up men who live on islands with horse faced women. They also occasionally use hair dye and sunglasses to disguise how hideous they look. Please avoid these bottom feeders at all costs.
Hey watch out for that freak Hank he is a skyperbater who hangs out at the skype and wipe.
skyperbater by Slow Rides March 12, 2019
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Skyperbate 

Verb: To have a masturbation session with someone on Skype.
Let's skyperbate tomorrow around 3, I really miss your touch.
Skyperbate by ChanGenious October 15, 2009

Skyperbation 

1. Mutual masturbation with a friend or partner while using Skype.

2. The stimulation or manipulation of one's own or another's genitals, especially to orgasm, while Skyping.

3. Sexual self-stimulation with the visual assistance of an online partner via Skype.
I was feeling horny, so I got online with my Skyperbation partner to help me out.
Skyperbation helps keep long-distance relationships sexually healthy.
He is a Skyperbation addict and may be in need of a 12-step program to help control his Skyperbating.
Skyperbation takes (personal) relationships to a whole new level.
Skyperbation satisfies the voyeur in us.
Skyperbation by Luv2Tvl May 18, 2011

skaterbater 

a skateboarder who love skating as well as he loves to sroke his salami or whack the monkey or yes even masterbate
The word is also used by skaters to sound cool.
I'm a straight up skaterbater.
Dude, im such a skaterbater.
skaterbater by Zachy Pooh March 31, 2007

Skyperbate 

The act of performing sexual activity or masturbating via the Skype network.
Man, I Skyperbate all the time with my girl.
Skyperbate by JRob_ March 25, 2011

skyperbate 

When one is skyping with another user and one or both members of the conversation are exploring their bodies sexually aka two people watching each other masterbate via video and getting off to it.
Dan chooses youporn when he wants to get off. Nora instead skyperbates when she wants to fling her bean.
skyperbate by Dora Cammy October 7, 2009

Skyperbate 

When two or more people are in front of their computers performing sexual acts upon themselves using Skype or some other video chatting program
My girlfriend is outta town for a couple weeks so we signed on online and we Skyperbated to each other
Skyperbate by NoDoy August 17, 2012
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