Skwing

Attracted not exclusively to one particular downhill snow sport; enjoy partaking in both skiing and snowboarding.

"I cannot believe you are giving up snowboarding to ski". "Don't worry bro, I skwing both ways".

by HotCologne February 4, 2022

The Whistle Swinger

A sexual act in which the female participant, wearing nothing but a whistle around her neck, gyrates her body such that the whistle swings in a circular motion during sexual intercourse.

That radio host from the town of August performed the whistle swinger using the whistle found on headmistress Umber's desk.

by TheJesseCox June 3, 2020

whistle swinger

When you cheat on your wife with your radio co-host in the booth.

Damn! Who knew that this radio show would lead to a whistle swinger!

by nekokay June 2, 2020

Non-skiing nation

Used to define the heritage of a person or object that originates from a country or region that never scores any gold medals in the winter Olympics.

Police: Could you identify the suspect?
Witness: It was hard to see in the dark, but he was definitely from a non-skiing nation.

by GretaGrease April 13, 2021

Swingset

When a male has sweaty testicles and pelvis thrust forward and backward causing his sweaty testicles to make a “slapping” noise. Preferably done right out of the shower in only a towel.

Sam walked out of the shower in a towel with a crazed look in his eyes, and moved his hips back and forth rapidly creating a loud slapping noise. He was performing a powerful swingset.

by ohohface247 June 10, 2010

Porno mood swing

After shooting your wad to porn, you quickly switch from a horny mood to a disgusted mood.

Porno mood swing:

(Watching porn) Oh yeah! Give it to her! Yeah let me see that tight ass! (Ejaculates) What the fuck am I watching? Don't treat her like that. She's somebody's daughter. Go get a real job you sleazy a-hole!

by rogerthewhale January 9, 2013

swing on

To throw the first punch on someone.

This dude talks a lot of crap, but I bet he won't swing on me.

by hjui88 November 28, 2013