Swingset 

When a male has sweaty testicles and pelvis thrust forward and backward causing his sweaty testicles to make a “slapping” noise. Preferably done right out of the shower in only a towel.

Sam walked out of the shower in a towel with a crazed look in his eyes, and moved his hips back and forth rapidly creating a loud slapping noise. He was performing a powerful swingset.

Swingset by ohohface247 June 10, 2010

Swingset 

A dangerous playground object where unsuspecting users can get pinched especially in the guzzy when they are not careful

Susie get down demo that swingset right now young lady! You'll pinch your guzzy!

Swingset by jac-h May 13, 2011

Swingset 

A sexual position, similar to the Bonesaw, in which two women and one man is involved. The man, wearing a strap-on on his ass, stands between two tables with women lying on them, face up. With the women's legs on the man's shoulders, he proceeds to penetrate forwards, and backwards, therefore boning both women simultaneously.

Dude! I ran the swingset on those two hoes last night!!

Swingset by The Swingsetter January 24, 2008

Swingset 

A object known to launch objects typically people or cars a long distance.
The height and distance does vary depending on vehicle/person size weight and shape.

Niko got launched by the swingset and broke 15 bones

Swingset by Ugotdud September 5, 2021

swingset susie 

1. any obscure crossword puzzle clue that is considered far too cryptic for the common man
2. an effeminate person

What is this bs? Six letters meaning "former African capital?" That's a total swingset susie...

swingset susie by tacostacos November 24, 2005

Swingset Fingers

Used to describe the scent and/or taste of male’s dirty fingers. Specifically when the flavor resembles that of a rusty iron chain on a public park’s swing after you’ve been gripping it with clammy hands

Things were getting steamy and I started to suck on his fingers... I was devastated to find out he had some gnarly swingset fingers. The taste was unforgettable but eerily familiar.

The vibes at Lincoln park remind me of Dan’s swingset fingers.

Swingset Fingers by Madlibsss January 22, 2021

swingset gymnastics 

Basically a sport in which a child I'd placed on a swing and athletes give it their all to have their child be launched the farthest. Other variations include launching them through hoops of different sizes and colors to gain points, launching them the largest vertical distance, and launching them into the air to collide with other launched children.

Hey have you seen this sport called swingset gymnastics? It's amazing!

Yeah I can't wait to see those little shits go flying!

swingset gymnastics by Shittiest_Definer_Ever February 18, 2021