Skroned 

It’s just like.. stoned... but better

John: Im focking skroneddd.
Keyur: We’re all focking skroned bruhh

Skroned by OfficiallyInfamous October 1, 2018

Stroned 

a common word used to inform your friends of how blunted you are. normally ( not always) used in conjunction with smoking chronic mary jane.

dude, these weed is so bomb, on a scale of 1 to 10, i'm fucking stroned.

Stroned by whitewidowmonster May 1, 2009

Stroned 

The effect of smoking marijuana or chopping wood. A person becomes "stroned" when they have smoked themselves nearly retarded. Way past high!

We all got stroned and masturbated together. I guess we were way too high. That was weird.

Stroned by Fester Festrian July 7, 2004

scroned 

Thoroughly disasterous luck befalling an individual or group.
Cobination of "screwed" and "boned". Coined in Montreal, Canada approx 1990.

I've lost my job, and as a result, my girlfriend dumped me and I was so shocked that I fell on my cat and killed it. I was totally scroned, man.

scroned by Zesty Pete July 29, 2003

Skoned 

Derived from the word PWND

This word was created as a quick responce by a kid named Andrew. This means Skillfully Owned

Dude i just flipping Skoned you!

Skoned by Gundamg0 November 24, 2009

skronked 

A verb describing the 1 man 1 jar incident. (In which a man is expanding his asshole with a glass jar and the jar breaks) the sound represents the jar shattering inside the mans body.

"Man Jeff got skronked so hard"

skronked by Nota possum April 19, 2016

Skooned out 

EXTREMELY high, specifically on really good bud or a variant. Relating to feeling as if one were" floating on Relax Ocean" on a scooner, a type of boat.

Holy shit...we've been blazin' for 9 hours?! I'm skooned outta my mind!

Skooned out by BlackOni March 3, 2021