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a common word used to inform your friends of how blunted you are. normally ( not always) used in conjunction with smoking chronic mary jane.
dude, these weed is so bomb, on a scale of 1 to 10, i'm fucking stroned.
Stroned by whitewidowmonster May 1, 2009
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The effect of smoking marijuana or chopping wood. A person becomes "stroned" when they have smoked themselves nearly retarded. Way past high!
We all got stroned and masturbated together. I guess we were way too high. That was weird.
Stroned by Fester Festrian July 7, 2004
Thoroughly disasterous luck befalling an individual or group.
Cobination of "screwed" and "boned". Coined in Montreal, Canada approx 1990.
I've lost my job, and as a result, my girlfriend dumped me and I was so shocked that I fell on my cat and killed it. I was totally scroned, man.
scroned by Zesty Pete July 29, 2003
Derived from the word PWND

This word was created as a quick responce by a kid named Andrew. This means Skillfully Owned
Dude i just flipping Skoned you!
Skoned by Gundamg0 November 24, 2009

skronked 

A verb describing the 1 man 1 jar incident. (In which a man is expanding his asshole with a glass jar and the jar breaks) the sound represents the jar shattering inside the mans body.
"Man Jeff got skronked so hard"
skronked by Nota possum April 19, 2016

Skooned out 

EXTREMELY high, specifically on really good bud or a variant. Relating to feeling as if one were" floating on Relax Ocean" on a scooner, a type of boat.
Holy shit...we've been blazin' for 9 hours?! I'm skooned outta my mind!
Skooned out by BlackOni March 3, 2021
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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