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Thoroughly disasterous luck befalling an individual or group.
Cobination of "screwed" and "boned". Coined in Montreal, Canada approx 1990.
I've lost my job, and as a result, my girlfriend dumped me and I was so shocked that I fell on my cat and killed it. I was totally scroned, man.
scroned by Zesty Pete July 29, 2003
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scronetic 

The resulting energy force created when two male's scrotums collide during a threesome.
Man, my balls are sore from all that scronetic activity with Mandy last night.
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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

The act of making a woman so furious that nothing will satisfy them but destruction of the object or person they loathe.
Dan: Man, my ex-girlfriend is crazy! She keyed my car!

Sam: Well, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

a woman scorned 

A woman rejected in love can be very angry and dangerous. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. There is nothing as unpleasant as a woman who has been offended or whose love has not been returned.
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"
a woman scorned by Kerzell January 28, 2014
A name given to someone that starts conversations with strangers at urinals.
“The other night at the bar I went the wahsroom and this random scrondo starting small talking me as I was trying to take a piss
scrondo by Noofbahd November 6, 2018

scrondolium 

Another word for “head” usually used in video games when you’re going to headshot them.
“His scrondolium is going to be sent back to 2009
scrondolium by parker.labonte January 13, 2020
a common word used to inform your friends of how blunted you are. normally ( not always) used in conjunction with smoking chronic mary jane.
dude, these weed is so bomb, on a scale of 1 to 10, i'm fucking stroned.
Stroned by whitewidowmonster May 1, 2009
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