scroned

Thoroughly disasterous luck befalling an individual or group.
Cobination of "screwed" and "boned". Coined in Montreal, Canada approx 1990.
I've lost my job, and as a result, my girlfriend dumped me and I was so shocked that I fell on my cat and killed it. I was totally scroned, man.
by Zesty Pete July 29, 2003
mugGet the scronedmug.

scrone

a bitch that would do anything for you, and dont even need to do anything for her.
damn that scrone straight wiped my ass when i asked her to
by sweathis August 02, 2004
mugGet the scronemug.

scrone

Man, i scroned so hard last night it was crazy
by B. Goblin January 09, 2009
mugGet the scronemug.

Scroning

The act of itching an itch so deep that you moan.
1. I told the bitch she better go take care of her yeast infection when I caught her scroning in the mcdonald's ball pit.
by TheBovineAvenger February 14, 2012
mugGet the Scroningmug.

Touch Scrone

A more scientific and educated way of saying "touch screen phone".
Fatkid: check out my new Touch scrone
Travis-klick: did you really just say touch scrone?!?!
Fatkid: dont make fun of my intelligence..
by Skalpel-Axen9ne January 03, 2010
mugGet the Touch Scronemug.