scroned

Thoroughly disasterous luck befalling an individual or group.
Cobination of "screwed" and "boned". Coined in Montreal, Canada approx 1990.

I've lost my job, and as a result, my girlfriend dumped me and I was so shocked that I fell on my cat and killed it. I was totally scroned, man.

by Zesty Pete July 29, 2003

scrone

a bitch that would do anything for you, and dont even need to do anything for her.

damn that scrone straight wiped my ass when i asked her to

by sweathis August 2, 2004

to have scrotal intercourse
scrotally bone

Man, i scroned so hard last night it was crazy

by B. Goblin January 10, 2009

The act of itching an itch so deep that you moan.

1. I told the bitch she better go take care of her yeast infection when I caught her scroning in the mcdonald's ball pit.

by TheBovineAvenger January 24, 2012

A more scientific and educated way of saying "touch screen phone".

Fatkid: check out my new Touch scrone
Travis-klick: did you really just say touch scrone?!?!
Fatkid: dont make fun of my intelligence..

by Skalpel-Axen9ne January 3, 2010