Skorted 

The act of being confused after you find out that someone is wearing a skort and not a skirt like you had originally assumed.

"I thought Rachel was wearing a skirt, but then all of a sudden it had shorts too"

"Ahh man, you got skorted!"

Skorted by Cheridanc June 26, 2014

skorted 

The moment you realize, via some form of movement or change in perspective, the girl you thought was wearing a really short skirt is actually wearing a skort, much to your dismay. You thought you were going to see panties or some bootie, but no, it’s shorts under there.

Man I got skorted so hard last night. There was this pretty little thing dancing up on the bar and I thought she was going to treat us all to an up skirt but then bam! Skorted!

skorted by Good One Sean November 30, 2020

skirted egg

A person who is bald on top but has hair on the sides and back. Was heard on Trailer Park Boys, where J-Roc told Mr. Lahey he looked like a "skirted egg."

That guy looks like a skirted egg!

skirted egg by ksyder December 9, 2008

sworted 

It means turning to the side or making a large turn.

*sworted to the side in dramatic affect*

sworted by Thatonedramaticperson March 4, 2021

Got It Sorted 

Aussie vernacular for a problem that has been solved or sorted.

We had our differences but we got it sorted.

Got It Sorted by wardswords November 29, 2016

Sorted out for E's and Wizz 

Someone who is sorted out for E's and Wizz had bought some drugs (most likely ecstasy and speed) in order to have a good night in English club, British pub or UK festival. This sentence is mostly known for being a name for a song by British indie band called the Pulp. Jarvis (guy who wrote tis song) first heard 'Sorted out for E's and Wizz' from his (girl?)friend and he thought that this sentence is genius.

-Mate, can you sort me out for E's and Wizz?
-No, but i have kittens
-Ok. Miaow will do. Cheers.
-Cheers. See you in a bit

Oh, is this the way they say the future's meant to feel?
Or just 20,000 people standing in a field?
And I don't quite understand just what this feeling is
But that's okay cos we're all sorted out for E's and wizz

(the Pulp)

Sorted out for E's and Wizz by sergio jose da silva April 26, 2011

skooted 

A person highly intoxicated on meth or stimulants.

After Jonny pilfered for hours after getting skooted all morning.

skooted by C M 2 September 25, 2019