The act of being confused after you find out that someone is wearing a skort and not a skirt like you had originally assumed.
"I thought Rachel was wearing a skirt, but then all of a sudden it had shorts too"
"Ahh man, you got skorted!"
"Ahh man, you got skorted!"
by Cheridanc June 26, 2014
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The moment you realize, via some form of movement or change in perspective, the girl you thought was wearing a really short skirt is actually wearing a skort, much to your dismay. You thought you were going to see panties or some bootie, but no, it’s shorts under there.
Man I got skorted so hard last night. There was this pretty little thing dancing up on the bar and I thought she was going to treat us all to an up skirt but then bam! Skorted!
by Good One Sean November 30, 2020
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