Pilfered 

To engage in the unholy act of Buggery (a crime against God) Through the combustion and intentional inhalation of class B substances.

"I am well and truly pilfered right now boys, Let's roll another."
"Fucking hell I was at China bridge last night absolutely pilfered."

Pilfered by MrMoonEatsPhoon January 8, 2023

Pilfered Turkey 

A herdable food source in Age of Empires purloined from your opponent

No farms for me, thanks, my villagers grow fat from pilfered turkey!

Pilfered Turkey by SaucyMallard May 19, 2020

Pussy Pilferer 

A vulgar term for a lesbian, equivalent of ass bandit for men.

"Yeah, I hear she's a pussy pilferer."

Pussy Pilferer by Ukesagi-tan March 19, 2010

Anglo-pilferer 

An Anglo-Celtic Australian possibly of convict lineage. Based on the belief that all Anglo-Celtic Australians are descended from convicts. Particularly offensive, albeit highly accurate.

Harry: "That bloody Anglo-pilferer didn't give me my change"
William: "Which one?"
Harry: "The Barman. Bloody Aussies they're bred for barwork and pilfering."

Anglo-pilferer by Turdtrousers March 14, 2008

Pilcered 

Pilcered - Adjective
To be in a relationship with someone that is in every way the best you will ever do and in most cases WAY out of your league

Marc: Dude, just marry her. You're already Larried anyway
Ariel: Drop it, I'm going to go eat lots of things
Marc: How the hell did you bag her? you're totally pilcered..

Pilcered by binvacuagn November 1, 2010

poo-pilfere 

One who engages in the act of pilfering poo.

Man, you are such a poo-pilferer.

poo-pilfere by Pooty-Poo December 9, 2006

Pilferdick 

Verb: To pilfer through the belongings of someone else and steal for personal gain.

Can I watch your security footage? I think someone came to pilferdick through our shit.

Pilferdick by Doomslinger June 4, 2020