Skerted

When you scare you’re self or are scared and almost shit your pants leaving a skid mark in your underwear.

“Holy shit I almost skerted myself!”

by Unikitty Ninja August 25, 2019

skirted egg

A person who is bald on top but has hair on the sides and back. Was heard on Trailer Park Boys, where J-Roc told Mr. Lahey he looked like a "skirted egg."

That guy looks like a skirted egg!

by ksyder December 9, 2008

skerbed

A new, better, more heightened word for burned. If you really want to let your buddy know he has his ass handed to him, you gots to drop the SKERB.

"Oh man, I was macking on this hottie all night...until her boyfriend knocked me on my ass!"
"Awwww you just got SKERBED!"

by James Belfer May 17, 2008

get skeeted on

to have someone ejaculate or "skeet" on you

even a nigga with 24s can get skeeted on

by burgerkingfolife May 12, 2006

skirted eggshell

When a bald or balding man, seemingly unaware of hair loss occurring on the top of his head, continues to grow out the hair on the sides and back of the head, thus ornamenting his barren follicles with a flowing skirt of, often disheveled, locks.

In his Frasier heydays, Kelsey Grammer sported the finest looking skirted eggshell
in the entertainment business.

by Penelope Cash February 12, 2009

skeeted

Something that only Macklemore does and only Macklemore can do. Nobody knows what it is. The only information that has been realeased is in the song "And We Danced"

Nadia: Wow! Macklemore just skeeted all over the place.
Jacob: Macklemore is SO FUCKING AWESOME!

by alright i skeeted November 26, 2010

skrted

Past tense of skrt

I skrted 20 yards in my car into a homeless family.

by Vinceypoo 2 point o January 5, 2019