Skooshies

Show stopping, panty dropping diarrhea.

The spicy red curry ramen wrecked my stomach so bad, I didn’t make it to the toilet and had the skooshies all up in my pants.

by Skooshie King May 7, 2021

Skoochie Doochie

The act of cutely seducing your partner through genital combat.

Locking crotches and swapping gravy.

Tunnel patrol.

Disappointing God.

He would drive 20 miles just to skoochie doochie.

by Fart Industries March 26, 2022

rub smoothies

A reference to "rubbing fuzzies". Given the recent trend for shaving hair EVERYWHERE, the parts rubbed are no longer fuzzy, they are smoothie.

Marie and I just had brazilian bikini waxes. I'm so excited to rub smoothies.

by 50 cal August 20, 2009

smooshie

A word used most commonly for a smoothie which has a large amount of ice cream added to increase thickness levels. The word, when written or typed, is usually in upper case, and may sometimes include an exclamation mark to signify the complexity and greatness of a 'smooshie'.
The words less common uses include:
>A piece of sushi
>A slushie (or slush puppy)

I'm very keen for a SMOOSHIE!

by steinburger January 13, 2011

Skoosher

What you call your windshield wiper fluid nozzles. Due to the sound some models of vehicles make.

Shit, my windshield is dirty. I better hit the skoosher and clean this shit off.

by Sir Radge January 21, 2011

Smooshie Face

The name for the most smooshie of all smooshes. The face must smoosh so smooth and be so cuddly. You must grab the smoosh and smoosh some more.

Me: Hello Smooshie Face
Him: hi munchin lovers.
Me: can i smoosh you please?
Him: ohhhh.....
Me: :-)

by smooshiepumpkin June 18, 2010

smoochies

kisses; love; a fun word i like to say

I g2g c ya tomarow smoochies

by MK July 8, 2003